#everything is vodka

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STEPH MY VODKA PARTNER IN CRIME HAVE THE MOST AMAZING BIRTHDAY

THANK YOU THANK YOU vodka will be consumed soon in your honor! <3

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY VODKA MAMA

THANK YOU VERY MUCH DARLING VODKA DAUGHTER

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HEY FRIEND ARE YOU GONNA BE THERE FOR SATURDAY'S FS CHAT???? IT'S GONNA BE LIT

I HOPE TO BE! I miiiiight have in-law stuff to do for an early 4th of July, I’m not sure yet. I’ll ask the husband when he gets home. :D

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your word on vodka is actually law. the new grading system (the certifications that show if something is quality or not) should just be your face and a thumbs up or down

I am totally down for this, especially if it means I get paid for it. State government workers don’t get paid shit in Alabama. (At least, my classification doesn’t.)

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The first time I got drunk I thought I discovered I was a wizard, almost yelled at a cop, and found out I was gay (bonus points if you can guess who this is, but I have a feeling it's not that hard to figure out)

LMAO I think you’ve told me this story before, if I’m remembering things correctly, but I’ll keep your identity safe. :D I’m still not sure what my favorite part about all of that is! Probably the wizard part. Yer a wizard, Harry.

here’s some questions and stuff for my inbox. ask away!

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LESS THAN AN HOUR LEFT PREPARE THE VODKA

I’M STILL DRINKING

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captainpuertoricoh replied to your post:Clear white because that is the color of Vodka

He doesn’t have to know anything just run away with me

This sounds acceptable. Also my BFF babyitscruel says this is me with vodka:

do you agree or disagree