#everythingisdrarry

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Imagine Harry living with Sirius and Remus and then comes the day he has to introduce them his boyfriend.

Harry: Well...Sirius, Remus...

Sirius: Yes, that's how we name...

Remus: Oh Lord, shut up!

Sirius: You shut up!

Remus: Can you be serious just for a moment?

Sirius: I am always Sirius!

Harry: Guys...

Sirius: My humor is too cool for u.

Remus: Oh, I don't-

Harry: DA HELL, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU MY BOYFRIEND, DRACO MALFOY.

Remus: What? Wow, Harry, are you gay? *smiles*

Sirius: Harry, are you dating that fucking asshole?

Harry: Don't call him this way.

*Draco walks in slowly*

Draco: ...ehm, hi...

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Draco: POTTER!

Harry: What do you want?

Draco: Stay away from me, you git.

Harry: Seriously? You started!

Pansy: Jesus, enough! Draco, do us a favour and tell Harry you love him.

Draco: THAT'S NOT TRUE, I HATE THIS STUPID BOY WITH THAT STUPID SCAR AND HIS BROOMSTICK.

Pansy: But you would pay for a ride on it...

Draco:

Pansy:

Harry:

Draco: ...bye.

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Draco: I hate that fucking Potter.

Pansy: No, you don't.

Draco: OF COURSE I DO, HOW CAN YOU SAY OTHERWISE?

Pansy: Uhm...let me guess...maybe for the pics in your pocket, the way you look at him, your obsession for him and the way you try to get his attention everyday.

Draco:

Pansy:

Draco: ...SHUT UP.

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*Draco is waiting for Harry in his room*

Harry: What the hell are you doing here? Without...clothes?

Draco: Scared, Potter?

Harry: ...you wish.

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*me watching drarry scenes in hp films*

Me: OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO IN LOVE, I CAN'T BREATHE!

Friend: Please, they clearly hate each other

Me: *takes two pillows* *covers her ears* SHUT UP, SHUT UP, I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALALA

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Pansy: Draco, seems like you are worried.

Draco: Well...I am.

Pansy: Can I ask you why?

Draco: The boy said he wants me in the room of requirement. No clothes required.

Pansy: The boy who?

Draco: The boy who lived!

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Draco: Mother, Father...I want to say something to you.

Narcissa: Go on, son.

Draco: Well, listen...I'm in love...

Narcissa: Yes?

Draco: ...with Harry Potter.

Lucius: Oh Lord, finally!

Draco: I know it's...wait, what?

Lucius: Come on, boy, you've filled our head with all those fucking bullshit about the boy who lived, the choosen one, the smart guy with his broomstick...

Narcissa: Lucius, language!

Lucius: Sorry, honey, but I've had enough!

Draco: ...bye.

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BUT NOW IMAGINE VOLDEMORT AND DUMBLEDORE WRITING DRARRY FF TOGETHER

Dumbledore: Seriously, this chapter is too short, Tom!

Voldemort: I am not Tom, not anymore!

Dumbledore: Nevermind. Anyway, we should add more smut...if you know what I mean....

Voldemort: I don't know...

Dumbledore: Think about it, TOMMY! More smut, more feels, more readers, more everything!

Voldemort: More feels? As we had not enough!

Dumbledore: Oh, fuck this shit, I'm gonna do my way!