Aug 24, 2015
BUT NOW IMAGINE VOLDEMORT AND DUMBLEDORE WRITING DRARRY FF TOGETHER
Dumbledore: Seriously, this chapter is too short, Tom!
Voldemort: I am not Tom, not anymore!
Dumbledore: Nevermind. Anyway, we should add more smut...if you know what I mean....
Voldemort: I don't know...
Dumbledore: Think about it, TOMMY! More smut, more feels, more readers, more everything!
Voldemort: More feels? As we had not enough!
Dumbledore: Oh, fuck this shit, I'm gonna do my way!