#evil laur

[presidentjerwad]

tread lightly tonight, feeling mischievous

[presidentjerwad]

do not fear, i am no threat, this new tumblr page is making me a bit evil. but i welcome you with open arms.

yeah

[presidentjerwad]

connor just said that he loves thomas maze runner more than me @ultimategazer

[presidentjerwad]

high key new moon is my favorite..definitely not cause it gives jacob the most screen time

[presidentjerwad]

this is my first day in this niche community…already hated by none, feared by many.

[presidentjerwad]

what if we cannibalize each other and bleed to death in each others' arms

woah, would you kiss me even if i was dead #ptvreference

[presidentjerwad]

i’ve come to realize @ultimategazer is quite like dexter in many ways..not in a serial killer way just..he kinda acts like him.

[presidentjerwad]

do men like wash their hands after pissing…like genuinely. please i’m scared i need a cis or transfem person to answer me please im so scared, mom come pick me up. i hate men. just like sexually. romantic and platonic sure. i’m over sharing. okay bye