#evil malon

[evil-malonnnn]

I haven’t given an evil motherly hug in… hm, twenty seconds. That’s a crime

If you want an evil motherly hug you know what to do my evil followers

[aisarcher]

Any chance you could doodle Evil Malon doing Evil Laundry?

-Evil Malon >:3

I had no idea what constitutes as "evil" laundry. So. She's eating it i guess.

Thank you for the doodle suggestion!!♡♡ had fun drawing Malon for the first time

[evil-malonnnn]

I have made my appearance. @eviltimee, get over here now. I’m sick of taking care of @evil-epona

[evil-malonnnn]

I am Evil Malon.

I am evilly married to @eviltimee and our love is the most evil thing

I have evilly adopted @sillybilly4 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @localpangendernerd @books4everandzeldatoo @shadow-but-bright @evil-ravio-the-cheese-wizard @evillwild2 @evil-beth @celestialkitsune99 @evil-vio @evil-four and @emig22, as well as @virtualplays as my honorary evilly adopted child since he is married to @sillybilly4. My family is family-ing

If you ever need anything evil feel free to ask me my evil followers

I give evil motherly hugs

[evil-malonnnn]

@eviltimee we have a new evil child. @ellipsesandawkwardpauses

[evil-malonnnn]

what’s the deal with you and Evil Hyrule?

He insulted me. He called me insane, and so naturally, I called him a pet.

Then he sent @literal-legend-rabbit to turn my evil Cuccos against me.

I hate @evil-hyrule

[evil-malonnnn]

I will return.

[evil-malonnnn]

It's... It's been a while. *I offer a shaky smile to you as I slowly crawl over* A lot has happened in such a short amount of time. I wonder if I'm making bad decisions. If I'm doing something, stupid...

I've gone down a dark hole, I don't know if I can leave it. Someone signed me up for therapy but, I... I may have gone in to cancel any further appointments... *I mumble, curling up* I just, I can't go. I can't talk about what I've done and I can't waste time right now.

I can't even tell Mama, or Papa, or even my husbunny anymore... *I tear up but wipe them away* I think- can I have a hug...? Evilly please...? I haven't had one from you in ages and I really need it now...

(@super-evil-bunny-legend)

(ooc: OMIGOSH YOU POOR THINGGGGG)

*quickly wiped away an evil tear and holds out her arms* Y-yes, evil bunny. Come here, it’s alright, you’ll be fine…

*hugs you extra extra evilly and extra extra motherly because YOU NEED IT FOR DIN’S SAKE*