Season 2 Episode 32 - The Dark Lord’s Birthday Party
Here are some highlights from the darkest of birthdays:
“Smity smity.”
Aprel Fuels ran away instead of going to the party with Usidore.
“Why don’t you want to be two all beef Pattys?!”
“Kanye?”
“I mean he’s a little underwhelming for being from another world… but I mean I’d never say that, not to his face.”
“We’ve got dream wine, we’ve got wine of the elders, we’ve got white wine, don’t know if anyone’s ever had that.”
“But have fun, but don’t have fun.”
“YOU CAN’T SPELL MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER, I’m Cockroach Clown.”
“Smells like a bear died and someone had sex with the dead bear and then tried to cook the bear and throw it on one of these giant heaps of meat.”
“You’re already shit-hammered aren’t you.”
“I am Patricia and this is my sister, Patricia.”
“Yes we dress all in yellow and act like babies.”
“They teased us with a chin act, I mean twin act.”
“I will visit the shack at midnight.”
“Ah Sir Mixalot, she refers to a noble knight who travels the land making cocktails and throwing them at his enemies.”
“Our mother was in excruciating labour for 16 years.”
“Not as good as that squad ghouls shirt.”
“The floor recognises Chunt.”
“Is that a culling of sacks? Are you killing testicles?”
“I’m a party boy baybeeee.”
“#beeftits”
“CAN WE GET SOME BEEF TITS OVER HERE!”
“That’s sad, someone should kill them.”
“Such creamy beef tits.”
“My mother was in labour for ten seconds and had 800 of us.”
“It would be wonderful to bask in his *grits teeth* glorious presence.”
“Don’t get to close or you ladies will be well-done.”
“Arnold’s off drinking red potion, you’re trying to make the dark lord cum first.”
“Your nose is bleeding, well it’s dripping some mysterious juice from your face.”
“Claudia’s in #squadghouls.”
“USIDORE DOTH APPEAR BEFORE YEE.”
“Oh I just got one snake, NO, BALINDA.”
“Usidore, may we have a slow dance tonight?”
“Orcs, g-get them.. oh they’re slipping on the barf.”
“Oo, I like big beef and I cannot lie.”
“Walk around the pool of barf, don’t barge through it!”
“I SHALL THROW MYSELF THROUGH THIS FOUR STORY WINDOW, TO THE BACKYARD!”
“Yell another Earth fact at them, yeh that’ll work.”
“I wanna meet this Nicolas Cage man, he sounds awesome.”
The fact that they stopped running away to discuss Earth facts.
“Balinda, so close to retiring on her snake boat and sailing away with her wife and enjoying her golden snake years.”
“Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer.”
“I prefer water this big so I can see everything.”
“And another, Blorf the brown, just kind of wasting away, not being a threat to anyone.”
“Honestly I mostly turn Can off, here are all the Cans.”
“I know Spintax is on Earth. What worries me is that he’s not come back.”
“Look I’m evil… I want to rule all of Foon, but I don’t want to destroy it, I worry about this void.”
A truce?!
“Usidore could you be Trusidore?”
“We could take this deal, commit to this truce, o'ercome the void, and still have the blade to kill the Dark Lord.”
“Frankly, the three of you are taking way too long, but at the same time, all of my minions are not the best, they’re not that great, honestly, do you’ll ever think that you’re the only sane person on this world?”
“It’s not just a truce, you three are in charge of all of Hogsface.”
“Very well, we agree to this deal!”
“#Trusidore, that’s a good hashtag.”
“WE’RE BACK!”
“BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAAHHH!”
“Tonight I think we accomplished something, for old times sake, Boys night, boyysss nighhttt, BOYS NIGHT!”
“Oh fun as fuck, Boys night!”