#evilosophy

[evilosophy]

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[evilosophy]

Question from an ugly person: "What do you do when you see someone extremely gorgeous?"

My answer: "I stare, I smile and then I put my mirror down."

#丑逼永远不懂的事

Wink.

[evilosophy]

When I woke up this morning, I felt great. But as soon as I remembered it's Monday, I felt not so great. The reason I felt great was I did something good last Saturday. I took my new colleague to a pool party. And I introduced her a really cute bartender who I've been interested in since the minute I saw him. So yeah, I'm gay but he's straight, a "fairytale" which is never going to end happily, then I did the good thing - introducing him to another heterosexual. It went okay though the girl was a bit chickened out at first, but she got his WeChat account in the end. I hope it would work between him and her. I'm happy for her as well as for him.

Good fuck! Oh, I meant good luck.