#evilqueenofcleavage

[kryptonians]

KSTEW LOIS LANE I AM?????? NOT OK??? how dare u gil

you’re welcome

[bishakespeares]

evilqueenofcleavage replied to your post:frozen 2 *resigned sigh*

[ANGRY SIGH]

well THAT TOO

[bishakespeares]

evilqueenofcleavage replied to your photoset: hangin out in the shower

this stupid baby tho

she's so sillyyyyyyyy

[rachandroll]

evilqueenofcleavage replied to your post: I think I’ve been blogging Marvel more than DC...

do you ever just cry about superman

the real question is do I ever STOP

[yearofrebecca]

please road trip to me when you've got your license :)

YES PLEASE! 

[dragonzair]

hwO DARE OU REBLOG SUCH A THING???!??!?!!?!!?!

I WAS HOPING YOU’D BE ONLINE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME??? WHY WASNT I INFORMED THIS EVER HAPPENED???

[bishakespeares]

incredible twitter shenanigans happening this evening

[aimtoothpaste]

evilqueenofcleavage replied to your post:this one time in high school i was headed to the journalism room after the bell rang to go work on a story. school had let out so the bulk of the kids were in the main hallway i was headed down and in my haste i did not notice the giant puddle of blue powerade that was in the middle of the slick tile floor. i wiped out COMPLETELY. ass hit the floor, soaked my whole backside, wind left me in a giant WHOOF, wiped out. in front of everyone. i just laughed like a maniac, so i think i nailed it.

haha i wouldn’t have shared my embarrassing story if i didn’t mind (and trust me, i have far worse ones). holy shit you crashed and went about your day? badass.

So, the car crash story. I accelerated into a parked truck in a 30km zone 3 minutes from my house. The whole front of my car got crushed. I slightly bent the tow bar of the truck. It was 7.30. I was on my way to work. I didn't have a clue what to do. My parents were not contactable (I think they were running, inconsiderate jerks). I texted my boss to let him know I might be late for school, called my workmate who lives nearby and asked her to pick me up. She picked me up, tried to drive me home and I started crying and insisted on going to work. 

I left my fifth period class early and my workmate took me to the panel beaters and had to get out off her own car to take photos of the damage I'd done. She was horrified.