Gonna hold back my love for Jacob & Carla for a moment to show y’all the other commissions I got for my baby Evodie from the absolutely amazing sebreesi who just understands them so dang well. I don’t talk about them often—because I don’t know what the heck to talk about—but her main ship is with Bruno. EVOUNO ❤️ When I was doing my full achievement playthrough, I was playing as our fave hustler and thought he and Evodie would be pretty cool together. Granted, I still stand by my thought that if I had played Jacob first, it would’ve been them instead, but I digress. Anyways, here is some cute ship dynamic stuff which is honestly 85% of the time they’re dorks in a situationship, the other 10% Evodie is testing that man’s sanity, and then a secret 5% that spawned in my head because of @/honeybunchesobees(’s) headcanons. 🤭 Also, Evodie was essentially saying, ‘None of your business, hoe.’ I got the translation from my best friend, who is fluent in Spanish, versus Google with their dirty lies and me who knows bits and pieces. Originally I found mine(Ocúpate de lo tuyo, puta) through research, sent it to her for confirmation, she said ‘NO. It’s too polite. We need to be meaner,’ and then sent me back this. And I trust her so, yeah. 😓 A'ight, that is enough of my cringe! I'm gonna disappear now BYE 💚
OH, and this is their song! They have a whole playlist(though I don’t think either would listen to this kinda music) but this represents them pretty damn well. AND YES, I know it sounds whack at the beginning, but please just listen to the whole thing. I promise you’ll understand, I promise! It’s actually really sweet 😭😭😭











