Jun 10, 2023
so i roll out of bed at like noon and this this absolute hunk of a spider makes me shriek
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so i roll out of bed at like noon and this this absolute hunk of a spider makes me shriek
So the other night there was this very strange, very creepy red/Brown spider creepy crawlin' on our sheer living room curtains right? So I go to walk through to the kitchen-food was callin my name guys. And there it is. So just: Me: *bolts through the threshold keeping eyes on spider AT ALL TIMES* Spider: I don't think so bITch *shoots around a piece of curtain in my direction* I LOOKED CLOSER AND IT WAS GONE. GONE. LIKE COMPLETELY. GONE. I LOOKED ON THE FLOOR THE CEILING THE CURTAINS, EVERYTHING. IT TELEPORTED. IT'S GOING TO HUNT ME DOWN AND EAT ME. :00 0-0 pls send help -rturtle
there was a spider on my face and i cried for 10 minutes
spiders.
Spiders are demons of the underworld. They are disgusting. I hate them with all of my being. That being said, I honestly am ok if they stay outside. I still don't like them when they are out there, and still find them disgusting, but it's their area. It's when they come inside that I have issues. Number one: THEY TOUCH MY STUFF WITH THEIR DISGUSTING MANY LIMBS!!!!! And I don't approve. Number two: They seem to know I hate them and appear where I am just to taunt me. Number three: They disappear before I can kill them, and then I can't sleep because I know they are there somewhere. Waiting. Number four: Exoskeletons. When you squish a spider it makes a -pop!- noise. This noise makes me feel physically sick. Therefore in relation to number four, there is Number five: I can't squish spiders. This leaves vacuuming or flushing. Vacumming is hard to do without waking up everyone when you find a spider at 3am.... and flushing requires somehow capturing and transporting the spider to the toilet. Not cool. I hate when people are like "you shouldn't kill spiders because all living things are special" or something like that. I do agree that living things are special, but this is the circle of life, bitch. I am a territorial creature. If you enter my domain, you will be chased off or killed. That is just fucking nature.
All in all, I wish the little fuckers would stay outside.