Apr 14, 2017
So the other night there was this very strange, very creepy red/Brown spider creepy crawlin' on our sheer living room curtains right? So I go to walk through to the kitchen-food was callin my name guys. And there it is. So just: Me: *bolts through the threshold keeping eyes on spider AT ALL TIMES* Spider: I don't think so bITch *shoots around a piece of curtain in my direction* I LOOKED CLOSER AND IT WAS GONE. GONE. LIKE COMPLETELY. GONE. I LOOKED ON THE FLOOR THE CEILING THE CURTAINS, EVERYTHING. IT TELEPORTED. IT'S GOING TO HUNT ME DOWN AND EAT ME. :00 0-0 pls send help -rturtle
