👁️👄👁️ face rated by company
NOTE: the spacing between the emojis may be off; I had to arrange this in medibang paint
There are two axis that were considered: style/aesthetic, how unsettling it looks
APPLE:
Quite unsettling due to the detailed shading, but I dont like that the eyes arent symmetrical. The mouth is pretty boring.
STYLE: 1/10
UNSETTLING: 5/10
It reminds me of a hamster kind of? If hamsters had really thick lips and human eyes. Very much enjoying how low the eyes are compared to the mouth.
STYLE: 7/10
UNSETTLING: 9/10
MICROSOFT
This little dude is crazyyyyyyy They show up to your barbecue, eat your grill, and leave by tearing straight through your fence. Chaotic. The style is a little plain but the energy? Impeccable. I also enjoy the consistent color palette.
STYLE: 6.5/10
UNSETTLING: 9/10
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SAMSUNG
Look at that sweet little mouth. This is the face of a little girl asking for bread at the market with the 2 small coins her mama gave her, earned by selling their slightly-below-average cows milk. Im taking off some style points for asymmetrical eyes though.
STYLE: 8.5/10
UNSETTLING: 5.5/10
This is all over the place, its like its trying to cloak its identity by confusing everyone who looks at it. The thiccalicious lips, the way the mouth and the eyes feel like theyre in 2 seperate styles... This is Something.
STYLE: 4/10
UNSETTLING: 4/10
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What a rascal! The horrible goose of 👁️👄👁️ faces. Uprooted my entire garden and dropped it into the lake.
STYLE: 8/10
UNSETTLING:10/10
Good god this is garish. The mouth is nice but the eyes completely ruin it.
STYLE: 0/10
UNSETTLING: 2/10
JOYPIXELS
It works p well style-wise, and its decently unsettling. But its kind of... underwhelming? It lacks personality, except in the teeth. I appreciate the teeth.
STYLE: 3/10
UNSETTLING: 5/10
OPENMOJI
I LOVE the thick lines and small mouth. What a character! I could stare right back at them forever.
STYLE: 9/10
UNSETTLING:10/10
EMOJIDEX
The impact of this one is rather undewhelming. It’s like WhatsApp (cloaking its identity, thicc lips) but worse.
STYLE: 1.5/10
UNSETTLING: 2.5/10
LG
Eyeliner is too thick and uneven. Scene kid fail.
STYLE: 1/10
UNSETTLING: 3/10
MOZILLA
A curious little fellow! Look at those huge round peepers. You could eat a whole spaghetti dinner off of them.
STYLE: 9.5/10
UNSETTLING:10/10
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