Jan 25, 2018
Things Alex has said in the past five minutes:
“Babe, Babe, BABE!! Did you see that?? Hey! Mal!”
“Why are you not paying attention you love Jensen Ackles!”
“Are you looking at Ethan? Is that why you don’t love me?”
“Babe, I think the dog has depression. She only watches sad shows.”
“MALLORY! PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR BOYFRIEND AND LOVE ME!! STOP TUMBLING AND GET OVER HERE!!! ARE YOU POSTING WHAT IM SAYING ON TUMBLR RIGHT NOW??? YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION! *brief pause* I’ll get you help babe. I’m sure there’s a number, and we’ll have an intervention...”
Someone come get him 🙈