#except for matt

[stellacordis]

IT'S BEEN 8 YEARS AND I'M STILL MAD NAXZELA WENT UNADDRESSED

[nadjasnandor]

us watching the q&a panel

[such-a-radical]

Who’s your favorite character from Bare and why is it Ivy?

[crazyintheeast]

The Defenders 2

Matt Murdock: The bad guys are on the sixteenth floor. They have the elevator under surveillance so we will have to take the stairs. Make sure...

Jessica Jones:....are you serious? You want me to climb to the sixteenth goddamn floor. Screw that. I am just gonna fly over there and wait for you guys

Danny Rand: You can fly!!?!?

Luke Cage: I knew I saw you hovering when we were having sex. I thought it was just my mind playing tricks

Matt Murdock: Why on Earth didn't you flew before? We could have really used this ability when we were fighting the Hand

Jessica Jones: I promised Trish I wouldn't fly when I am drunk

Matt Murdock: We spent four days fighting the Hand. Are you saying you were drunk the entire time?

Jessica Jones: Jeez what's with all the judging?

Danny Rand: I would never judge you Jessica. I think you are a brilliant....

Jessica Jones: I am not flying you upstairs

Danny Rand: Damn it

[crowprinceofhell]

UPDATE:

Went to the sleepover and was sent home early, tch. these fucking plebeians do not have the mental capacity or divine vision to comprehend the knowledge I possess. are they stupid ?? I mean ok yes bringing the corvid ritual supplies (ziploc of blood, bones, nothing crazy) to a first hangout is a LITTLE extreme but how the hell else am i supposed to trust them?? for all I know they were sent by that devil spawn 7 and or 6 year old that keeps stealing the offerings of coins and shiny things i leave for my crow family. as the high priest of this religious MOVEMENT i have to watch my back. anyways so when I pulled out the bag of blood , rachel literally SCREAMED about it being unsanitary. i tried to explain the ritual . but no, these fucking assholes ran away from me to grab their mommy. fucking nerds. anyways so her mom made me throw away the blood and bones so now i have to somehow get more. my fake blood recipe is really time consuming because I haven’t really found a way to source real blood yet (we don’t have enough bloody meats in the house). anyways so then i had to walk home and my dad got so freaking mad at me because i “keep doing this” and hes “worried theres something wrong with me” whatever. he doesn’t get me. only good thing about that sleepover was matt he was literally the only one who didn’t run screaming maybe I found another true believer? will update soon.

[gxtitobxby]

A youthful and like Gwen Stacy…… Someone tell me why my first thought was him with a minor bc Gwen is like 14-16 years old and the anon said youthful 😅😅😅

LOL I barely know who Gwen Stacy is looool is that Emma stone's character?

[heatedpenguins87]

[aberranteidolon]

controversial eddsworld headcanon:

(that I’ll never actually draw)

really tiny literal square matt. as in, shortest of the gang, brick wall