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Hi my name is Stacia(she/ her)!i am in my 30’s.

[probablily]

foreskin friday apparently

[peachyjude]

it’s really really important to me that shane and ilya get to grow old together and their bodies get to grow soft and a bit shapeless and their hair starts to grey and their skin grows thin and starts to sag and maybe shane’s prescription worsens and maybe ilya gets hearing aids down the line and maybe one of them uses a walker, and their bodies aren’t what they used to be. but more importantly, they have the same smile lines around their mouths, the same crinkles in the corners of their eyes. maybe their laughs sound similar, the way laughs often tend to when you spend your life with someone, when your joy is their joy, too. shane a near perfect mimicry of ilya when he says davai, ilya almost indistinguishable from shane when he says jeez. tan lines on their ring fingers. evidence that their lives did intersect, that time did pass, that they did get the future they so desperately wanted. that they lived past the end of their myth, and they did it together.

[smokey-ilya]

would you all be into a super unhinged poll about what ilya’s dick actually looks like or nah

[smokey-ilya]

fuck it, okay, so there's a foreskin coverage chart (there are real penis photos here so don't go to it if that's uncomfortable for you)

what's ilya rocking?

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wtf is wrong with you (but show me results bc i'm a freak too)

Remaining time: 20 hours 22 minutes

[robindrake13]

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[tetrisfag]

How 'insanely mature' Ben Kindel has ascended from unheralded prospect to elite Penguins rookie

[nicolegendary]

i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on the way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.

[pmamtraveller]

"Fat Tiger" by "Uncle Bum" (不二馬大叔).

[slay-a-lil-longer]

I made this MONTHS ago but someone on TT asked if I had a tumblr and I was like... yes??? I actually do and I'm not using it to its full potential😭

[grabmyboner]

shane is actually the best boyfriend that ever boyfriend’d. he’s opening doors, pulling out chairs, having his arm over back rests, holding hands while he drives, standing on the road side of the sidewalk. he’s so boyfriend coded. and ilya eats it all up! he loves being dotted on! he loves having a boyfriend!

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[icedbatik]

For laughs and giggles ...

I opened an online "news" article that purports to take the reader "Inside Sidney Crosby approx $1.6 million luxury car collection that defines the Pittsburgh Penguins captain elite lifestyle featuring supercars, vintage models and daily drives" (sic).

It says "His collection of vehicles is a taste for high-end engineering and classic American cars ..."

It claims "Sidney Crosby’s car collection is a mix of exotic performance cars, vintage classics and everyday utility vehicles." And goes on to list those cars:

Luxury supercars:

Bentley Flying Spur Speed Edition

McLaren 720S Spider

Lamborghini Huracan Evo

Vintage American muscle cars:

Chevrolet Bel Air

Pontiac GTO

Ford Mustang Boss 429

Practical daily drivers:

Range Rover Sport

Chevrolet Tahoe

Tesla models

Do we truly believe Sid owns any of these other than the "practical daily drivers"? Because ...

This is the Bentley Flying Spur ($250,000-$275,000) ...

This is the McLaren 720S Spider ($326,000) ... (Honestly, it's so pretty I almost hope he actually owns one, and in this particular color.)

And the Lamborghini Huracan Evo ($270,000-$370,000) ...

[strohller27]

I would assume it’s all made up… I… somehow doubt that Mr. Landrover, who gave a car that he won at an all star game to a family in need, would need or want this many cars

[bugslibraryy]

bug i am begging and will grovel forever about ilya crying during sex can we pls talk about it

You’re right we need to talk about it!!!

I think Ilya cries when he gets emotionally overwhelmed, it just seems to bubble up and over, when he really realises how devoted Shane is to him, how intense this love is they have together. How he’d do anything for Shane, when that feeling overwhelms him, cleans his brain out the white wash of a crashed wave.

Ilya fucking Shane on all fours, his boy sprawled prettily underneath him, ass bouncing every time Ilya’s hips sink all the way in. Ilya’s close, pleasure heavy and cloying at the low of his gut, cock throbbing inside Shane, but then Shane is reaching back for Ilya with a blind hand- his voice a soft mumble, of “put me on my back” and Ilya is quick to do so, flip Shane to be under him, sprawled out and Ilya is pushing back inside him. Their noses knock together as Ilya adjusts them, slings Shane’s legs over his hips and grasps at his thighs.

“Better? You okay?” Ilya asks, rubbing his palms over Shane’s warm skin, eyes tracing the shape of him, checking on him.

Shane beams a warm soft smile, his eyes glowing up at him and the low lamp makes his eyes shine, shows the dark red flush of his cheeks, the colour Ilya fucked into them. “Jus’wanted to see you baby” Shane grins, throws his arms around has neck and tugs him in closer. “And kiss you” he exhales before he’s kissing Ilya the way he always has, sweet and wanting and soft mouthed and it makes Ilya’s chest shiver. The touches of Shane’s hands on his neck and back and shoulders, the tightness of him around Ilya’s cock, the soft warmth of his voice- of wanting to see Ilya’s face. Wanting to be closer still somehow when they are already connected, when Ilya is already pushed all the way inside him.

Ilya pulls back from the kiss and Shane’s thumbs are smoothing over this cheeks and oh his cheeks are wet, tears steady from his eyes and he just, smiles at Shane, so stupid in love it makes his chest ache, his head fizz. Shane doesn’t ask anything, just kisses over Ilya’s cheeks, his brow, his hairline. Just asks Ilya to hold him tighter please.

I also think it’s just when Ilya feels safe, with Shane, is reminded that Shane is his best friend. Like Ilya half falls over when he’s walking out of the bathroom, after their shower together eager to get to Shane who is sprawled on the bed, already pushing his fingers inside himself- which is distracting mind you- and Shane just giggles and says “baby be careful! Come here!” Instead of calling him stupid or lame or clumsy. Ilya watches Shane’s stomach contract with his laughter and the shine of lube on the hand between his legs and fuck he loves Shane, his home. His baby. He gets teary eyed as he pins Shane to the bed, shoves his face in Shane’s hair to hide them.

Then, of course her have to have some overstimulation tears. Shane is playing games with Ilya because Shane loves winning games and he’d made ilya come in his mouth once, inside him once and was riding him, deep and slow, hadn’t stopped since his last orgasm, steady rolls that have had Ilya grip grip at his hips, nails digging in and whining. “Shane. Shane it’s so much, fuck you’re so- so tight and wet it’s so- so much. I-“ and then he devolves into Russian, thick and babbling. “Shane, Shane please” he gets to and Shane can’t tell if Ilya begging for him to stop or keep going but he’s so hard handed Shane, looking up at Shane like he’s the whole entire universe, mouths slack and Shane is cupping Ilya’s face like. “Just a little longer Ilya please make me come on my favourite cock and the you can too yeah? Just need it a little more till I cum” he’s cooing and Ilya nods nods because he’ll do anything for Shane’s pleasure he will. And then he’s crying, steady hot tears messy all over his face, smeared by Shane’s fingers grasping at his cheeks, pulling him in to sloppy kisses. Ilya’s tears are dripping off his chin, shoulders shivering with his soft crying, eyes wild as he finally watches Shane cum on him before he fills him with a desperate wine and a low, honest, raw “thank you thank you thank you” into Shane’s chest.

[creamsiclemelt]

Heated Rivalry | Episode 6 | The Cottage

[bugslibraryy]

Do u guys think that sometimes- ilya sits on the couch at the cottage feet to feet with his Shane and looks up from his phone at shane who is on his glasses and smiling down at his phone, its on speaker phone and Yuna and David are asking Shane what they should make for lunch when they come over tomorrow. Shane looks up at catches Ilya’s eyes and rolls his fondly and then Yuna is saying- “oh and tell Ilya that we found that beer he was telling David about last week, the brewery is actually not that far from us and we got some to try together” and Ilya’s heart just aches aches aches and he has to press a hand over it because oh god how on earth did he end up so intensely loved. He fiddles with his necklace and then- he can feel the part of him behind his ribs that is made from Shane, has been that way since birth. The golden string that ties them together.

[gloryhollanovjah]

the way he looks up at Shane until the last possible second... I think I hauve covid

[mutinsfromthemoon]

i just know after they got married if shane doesn’t reply instantly, ilya’s gonna spamming “shane shane shane shane shane shane shane” till shane finally responds with “ilya what the hell” “send a selfie. i miss you, i want to see you cute little freckled face”

[grabmyboner]

just imagining what it looked like going into Shane's hole. how did it stretch around him? how did it pucker after he finally pulled out? was it wet and swollen and flushed? this has been hole thoughts...

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