#excusesfromstudents

[procrastin888]

did not find

Good afternoon Mr. Livingston,

the story Omelas is not in the text book. I searched it but did not find. What do I do?

Thank you, Naomi.

My reply: What do you do? You open your fucking eyes and look again, you stupid idiot, because it’s in the goddamn textbook.

Best,

Mr. Livingston

[procrastin888]

PLEASE HELP ME OUT!!!!!

Sir can you PLEASE!!!! edit my humanity essay I feel like it can be better and I couldn't think of any teacher but you pleas.... no PLEASE HELP ME OUT!!!!! you don't have to but if you do can you send it back to me. I wanted to see you personally today but you aren't here on Wednesday. P.S like I said you have to do it but if you do can you give it to me asap but like I said you don't have to do it. So here is the essay: (and here he attached his essay). 

if you can, can you send it to me before 10 thanks but like I said you don't HAVE to do it (but please help me out Mr. Livingston!!!).

My reply: Hahahahahaha. Shit son, you one funny motherfucker. 

Sincerely, 

Mr. L

[procrastin888]

Big Fever / Hot Cold

Dear Mr. Livingston,

Sorry for not being in class today. I was sick all weekend and still sick up to this date. I could not make it to class because i have a hot fever and a big cold.

Hope to see you in good shape  on Thursday.

Shawn Senay

My reply: Well it's a good thing you don't have a big fever and a hot cold Shawn, 'cause then you'd seriously be fucked. 

Feel better soon!

Mr. L

[procrastin888]

An Indigestion of Sorts

Hi sir, I will not be in classe today, I don't feel well I have a pain in my stomach, probably an indigestion.

Sorry, Philip Lajoie

My reply: Hahaha. You stupid fuck. It's just gas. Have a good push and then get the fuck to class.

Sincerely,

Mr. L

[procrastin888]

Got that gastro

hi sir, I have to once again miss your amazing class because of gastro and would rather not throw up all over my desk. Im sorry, what will I be missing?

Your student Tamara

My reply: Hi Tamara, you'll be missing me call you a dumb drunk slut in front of the entire class. Feel better soon!