#executioner alfred

[wheelposting]

did you know you can input face data from other fromsoft games into Elden ring. Do you want to see Elden Ring Alfred? yeah you do.

Get a load of that snoot

[redeyerhaenyra]

Then, have me!

Summary: Sequel to "But I need you!"

Warnings: Emotional sex, wall sex, p in v sex, size kink, cunnilingus

Notes: The smut chapter is finally here! Hope you enjoy! This is actually my first nsfw fic so please tell me what you think in the comments!

Wc: 1.1k

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You were perfect, in his eyes. And so, so cute. Small and cuddly. Alfred would've bet money that your body would be even more soft and wonderful than he had dreamed it was. He was nervous, honestly, but the way you sighed into him, and reciprocated his touch spurred him on further. To dig his hands deeper into your hips, and dare to slide his tongue down, down your throat.

He found himself consumed by you, but it not being enough- perhaps he was trying to prove something. His devotion to you, maybe. Alfred wasn't quite sure, drunk as he was, with you. Your body was warm under his touch, even through your clothes. He ran his hands up and down your torso, gently moving to stay and squeeze your breasts. A spark shot through to your core, and you gasped into his ear.

Alfred could've died right there. Right then and there, and he'd die happy.

But you needed him. And by God, you could have him. All of him.

Your heart beat was so fast, and got faster still as Alfred moved to take off one of his gauntlets, and shove his bare hand between your legs. He hadn't gone down your trousers just yet, choosing instead to massage your sex through your clothes.

His hand was so big.. and warm.. you clung desperately to him, hips stuttering a little with the firey desire blazing it's way through you. As the moments went on, you grew impatient, and decided to forcefully grab his hand and shove it down your trousers, where his fingers finally met your wet heat. You both moaned, Alfred burying his head in the crook of your neck.

But his hand didn't move, you whined at him, and try as you might you could not overpower him to force his fingers into your cunt. He panted, regretfully withdrawing his hands, despite your petulant protests. And by way of apology, peppered your neck with more kisses, telling you gently, "Patience, sweet hunter, let me savour you.."

He hooked his now free thumbs into your belt loop, and slowly sank to his knees before you, pulling your trousers and underwear down with him, and carefully guiding them off your feet.

Only when your lower half was fully bare did he dare to glance at you.

He sighed, oh he was so happy. Despite his own arousal twitching against the confines of his robes, this would suffice. He moved one hand under your knee, lifting your leg to rest on his shoulder, wasting no time in burying his face between your legs.

You shuddered, quietly crying out, resting one hand behind you on the wall to steady yourself, and your other unconsciously moving to tangle in his hand.

His mutton chops tickled your thighs, adding to the ever arching pleasure of his tongue working it's way into your pussy. He switched every once in a while, from tongue-fucking you, to sucking on your clit like a man starved. Drinking up your juices like they were an oasis in the middle of a desert. You were a panting, drooling, blushing mess above him, trying your best to tell him what a good job he was doing, but the only words you could manage to form were slurred and garbled.

He knew what you meant just fine, however. Looking up to see just how messy he'd made you, had his heart swelling with pride, and a desire to shield you from the dangers of the world.

Alfred stood up, kissing away your tears of overstimulation. One of his arms went under your bum to lift you into the air, and carefully press you against the wall even more. Suspended in air, the bulk of Alfred's body being your only support. Your legs were spread either side of him, and your pussy throbbed with need. Alfred guided your arms to rest around his broad shoulders, making sure you were secure before he hurriedly worked to pull his cock out from it's restrictions.

He shivered when the cold air of the night hit it, but he knew soon he'd be buried in the tight, warm of that wondrous organ between your thighs.

The head of his cock pressed between your lips, and he swallowed your moan with a kiss as he slowly pushed in.

He was larger than average, and thick. A cock to match his build, it filled you so perfectly, brushing against all the right spots as he thrusted in and out of you.

There was something so tender about it, the way he held you, the way he whispered how much he loved you into your ear, the way you felt fit to burst with him inside you. It was wonderful.

This continued for a lovely while, until you both felt the familiar ride of pleasure come to a awestopping high. You lower abdominal muscle clenched, as did your walls around Alfred's cock. You couldn't keep from yelping, as you finally came, quivering around him, the orgasm high riding it's way off in desperate waves.

Alfred wasn't far behind you, his thrusts gotore erratic, losing their rhythm slightly. Finally, he came too, shooting hot sticking cum deep inside of you. He groaned into your neck as he did so, needing a few moments longer to come down from his own high.

He stayed inside of you, making no move to remove his cock. That was fine with you. You conceded that you both probably needed more time to simply.. be. Be with eachother, before you could go off into the night.

Together, though. You'd both always be together now. Whatever terrors the hunt would throw your way, you'd face them as one. Alfred stared at you with such love in his eyes, it was overwhelming, and you had to hide youd face in his shoulder to escape it.

He was going to marry you. Obviously- and not just because of the sex, but because he couldn't bare the possibility of going on in this world, without fully devoting himself to you. Oh, he'd been such an idiot not to realise earlier. The signs were there! He was too caught up in his mission to pay attention. He vowed to never miss anything from you ever again.

Now though, his heart burst with his love for you. He wondered what your children might look like, what your grandchildren might be like. Alfred couldn't wait to spend his life with you. A proper life. Somewhere safe. Away from the hunts and beasthood of Yharnam, he'd decided. He find you a haven, even if he had to trek the entire earth and back.

You needed him, and finally, you had him.

[redeyerhaenyra]

But I need you!

Summary: You find Alfred about to end his life after killing Queen Annalise, and you stop him. And then you have emotional sex against a wall.

Warnings: Hurt, comfort, mild gore, suicide attempt, reunions, regret, love confessions, fem reader

Notes: My first fic on tumblr! Forgive me if any formatting is out of place, I'm still figuring things out. Anyway enjoy some emotional fluff with our favorite religious zealot! Smut will begin in the next chapter, so stay tuned!

Wc: 1.1k

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Ah. It was done. Such joy.. such peace. Alfred had fulfilled his master's wishes, at last! It was done! He'd never felt as overjoyed as he had when travelling back from Cainhurst Castle. Oh, he could rest, at last. Master Logarius could be fully canonised as a true martyr. Oh it was all Alfred could have hoped for.

Though truth be told, he would be most sad to leave you. His life mission was fulfilled, and according to the teachings of his doctrine, there was no reason for him to stay on this plane of existence. And yet..

He wished you could come with him. Alas, the affectionate hug he had given you upon your arrival at Cainhurst- still covered in the guts of Queen Annalise, would have to suffice. He wasn't fully satisfied with this farewell, but this life was one of deserved suffering.

Now he stood, facing the same Altar of Logarius that he had met you. And yet here it was that he had come to die. A small dagger glistened in the moonlight, held loosely in his hand as Alfred prayed for what he assumed was the last time to Logarius, knelt before his deity.

But then it was time. Alfred found himself more afraid of leaving you behind than the sharp, stinging pain of a slit throat. No time to go back though. He'd decided his fate, and brought the dagger to his neck.

A gunshot rang out. The dagger was flung out of his hold, clattering to the floor a few metres away. Alfred gasped a little, whipping his head around to where he thought the bullet had been shot from.

And there stood you. Gun smoking and still aimed at his hands. You were always a good shot.

There was a few moments of silence. Alfred, dumbfounded, staring at you, terrified. Regret filled his veins- did he do that to you? Was he the cause of your grief-stricken gaze? He'd never meant to hurt you.

There was more silence, before Alfred spoke up;

"...Hunter-" "What the hell do you think you're doing!?!" Oh his heart ached, your tone was so, so angry, distraught. How could he possibly hope to explain his final task? He knew you would never understand.

Alfred stood up, slowly, and sighed. "Dear hunter, you must understand-" "Don't try and sweet talk me! Answer the goddamn question!!" He could see the tears in your eyes, it cut him deeper than any knife could. Trying to approach you didn't work either, as one step forward by him was met with you aiming your gun at his head instead. Your hand trembled, Alfred didn't fail to notice. He put his hands up in surrender, and you lowered your weapon, but only slightly.

"Hunter, please, listen, I know you are fond of me- as I am of you! But-" "Fond!? Really!?" "Yes! Yes I am!" Alfred was firm.

"I am fond of you and it pains me to have to leave you in this life, but this is my path, the one I must walk-" "Why!??" "...Why?" Alfred cautiously stepped a little closer to you, and you were too upset to notice.

"Because my mission in this world is fulfilled-" "Fulfilled!?!?!" You brought your gun back to aim at his head. "Yes.." "Fulfilled!?! Completely?!? Does our relationship mean that little to you!?!"

..Oh..

Alfred blushed a tiny bit, and he edged one more step closer.

"Hunter, dear hunter, you're mistaken, as of late you have been my most trusted ally, but my master needs of me in the next life-" "But I need you!!! I need you in this life!!" The tears now ran freely down your face, and you sniffled. "Am I not worth living for!!??" Alfred stared, now mortified with his own actions, his own thought process. How on earth could he be content to take his life when the mere threat of such a thing occurring left you a tear stained, trembling mess.

He wanted to make this wound better for you, he did, but he could not conjur the words to make it so. A feeble, "I'm sorry," was all he could think of. You rolled your eyes, and he stepped ever closer.

"Oh I bet you are, I bet you're so very regretful!!" "I am... for not realising you felt so strongly." You scoffed, "Spare me your pity, I don't need it!" "No, you never did."

Alfred was but a few inches from the barrel of your gun now, and you shook and quivered so much that it was quite easy for him to simply move your hand to the side, allowing him to move in even closer. He could tell you were wanting of his embrace, as was he of yours, but you were a stubborn little thing- and rightfully angry with him. The closer and closer he got, the more you voiced your protests: "No! Get away from me-! I hate you! I hate you!! I never want to see you again- I hate you!!"

Moments later he closed the gap between you, gently pulling you to his chest and wrapping his arms around your smaller frame, a movement that was met with you repeatedly smacking his chest, something that affected him little. You were much smaller than him, afterall, and it wasn't long after that you allowed yourself to collapse, crying into his front and wetting the fabric of his robes with your tears. Your gun fell from your grip to the floor, and Alfred held you tight as you wept. He cautiously brought one of his hands up to pet your hair tenderly, hoping it would comfort you even more. He was quite content to let you sob your feelings away into him.

He was so warm.. soft.. your anger, whilst still there, melted off quite a bit.

You sniffed, murmuring into his chest, "It's not fair, I want you here, I want you to stay." Alfred kissed the top of your head, confirming his own feelings towards you. His voice was quiet now, almost a whisper;

"I know, I know, sweet hunter.. my sweet, lovely hunter, I'm here, I'm staying, I'm here.."

You both stood embraced for a while, content in eachother's arms. You felt so safe enveloped in his hold, and wished you might never have to leave. As though if and when you did, he might dissappear.

"..You won't-?" "No. I've clearly still something to live for.. what an idiot I've been for not realising earlier.." "Yes, very, very stupid." He laughed lightly at your comment, and agreed.

There was no need for a verbal confirmation of your love for one another. Alfred tentatively moved your head up to face his, and boldly, but gently, caught your lips in a kiss. You returned the show of romantic feelings, sighing into his touch, kissing him in the quiet of the night, both of you devoted to expressing how in love you were in one act.

You needed him. And finally, he'd realised that he needed you, too.

[freaquin]

It's been a little while but I finally got to sorting these out 🔥

Basic details;

Charms are double sided

2" (50mm) wide and 3" (80mm) long between largest points (see listing images for a better depiction of the dimensions)

Clean Alfie is on the front side, bloody Alfie on the back

Resin domed on the FRONT side

Choice between red and black clip

I'm running preorders for around 3 weeks, ending on June 26th. The charms will likely take around 3 weeks to a month to go through manufacturing, after which point they will be shipped out. This should be around mid-late July.

Preorder HERE

[rashuu]

Some Alfred doodles from my Twitter

[omenapologist]

me when im making spageti

[sawcleaved]

I know you said it was old but I hope you know that I absolutely love the way you draw Alfred he looks like a sweet totally normal guy :]

!!!!!!!!!!!AAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOSH- jbsbjsjb--- THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! \(T_T)/ -For this ask and such kind words!!!!! :']]

Haha I'm glad that he gave off sweet normal guy energy!!!- that's literally exactly the type of dude I thought he was when I first met him LOL!! I feel silly for it now but I really, truly cannot express enough how normal I thought the man was when I first met him hwubabj 😭😭😭

[princenothinq]

assorted rogiers + alfred .....