#exhibitch

[thevelocityraptor]

MEME SQUAD I need your help avianrecon on insta is having a bird battle and peregrine falcons must make it to the finals pls they cannot be beat by the bald eagle plz like their peregrine post help a bro out they're my lifeblood

[thewebrpg-blog]

CORDELIA DINKLE has lived in the limelight for 21 years and is often compared to AARIKA WOLF. Her family is known for THEIR TALK SHOW "DINNER WITH THE DINKLES". The tabloids often refer to them as the HEART BREAKER, because they are OUTGOING, CHARMING AND REBELLIOUS, CARELESS. They are currently PURSUING THEIR OWN FAME as a MODEL. {JANAE/PST}

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[thevelocityraptor]

about the blogger under the cut! tagged by officialburger, thx bae

Basics


Name: claire


Birthday: oct 2

Favorite color: i like greens and purples but i dont really have a FAVORITE i mean colors are gr8

Lucky number: i used to think 2 was my lucky number when i was little but like my favorite number is 17


Height: 5'2.24" last time i went to the doctor, which was like a month and a half ago

Talents: HA dying my hair blue and cluttering up places. srs tho ummm im like moderately good at a lot of things but i dont have ONE TALENT except for science and also cats like me more than other people


Last dream you remember: oh god i was starting college and everyone from my school was there and it looked exactly like a more industrial version of my school and the dorm rooms were free for all and i couldnt find one and somehow i ended up in the engineering room and my chemistry teacher was there and i got sprayed with a hose and i found a friend that i dont actually have in real life and we bought ice cream out of a vending machine

Can you juggle: fuck no

Art/sports/both: idk u do u i might prefer arts to sports in general but i love derby so

Do you like writing: sometimes

Do you like dancing: im really uncomfortable dancing at like concerts and stuff so only if its dark, i have friends, or if im home alone

Do you like singing: always but im not good

Fantasies

Dream vacation: um like a birding/wildlife refuge roadtrip also i want to hold the birds 

Dream guy/gal: i like people i can talk to for a long time about random deep shit and someone who appreciates my love of birds and generally puts up with my shitty moods and lets me cuddle with them a lot


Dream wedding: gross i think weddings are gross 

Dream pet: 40 birds of prey and a black bear cub


Dream job: animal behaviorist/behavioral ecologist or wildlife rehabilitator or environmental scientist of some sort basically anything outside with animals


Favourite song: bruh i dont even know dont ask me that


Favourite album: ^

Last song you heard on the radio: the last time i listened to the radio i was in the car like 2 weeks ago


Least favourite song: royals i just cant stand it its so boring

Least favourite album: probably robin thicke's new album


Least favourite artist: probably robin thicke

Preferences

Guys/girls/both: mostly girls and nb peeps


Hair colour: idc i might have a tendency for dyed/dark hair but tbh no preference really


Eye colour: no preference

Humorous/serious: it isnt a dichotomy but i guess i like people that can make me laugh when im sad

Taller/shorter: im literally so short i know like 1 person shorter than me

Biggest turn-off: patriarchy, body odor, my mom telling me to clean my room

Biggest turn-on: passion and enthusiasm, short hair is my go-to thing tbh, uh being nice to me

thats it bros thx again meredith

[thevelocityraptor]

dying my hair for happy week team blue barracuda swag me and janae will be the unstoppable force of blue hair

[thevelocityraptor]

hey so i just bought cards against humanity and the first expansion, if you guys want to we can play it sometime i might be able to have people over during christmas break

[swaginageorge]

i wear snort snirt would you date me also ayyeee lmao turn down~~~anon~~~

hells yeah buddie ill be the sneep snop to ur snort snirt <333

good anon disgize u got goin der

send me a description of yourself on anon and ill tell you if id date you or not!! (but mostly just ramble on about how great u r because tbh i want to date every single one of u)

[heterozygoats]

exhibitch replied to your post: the amount of passive-agr...

oH MY GOD SOMEONE SAID IT THANK YOU

yEAH!!! ALL OF OUR FRIENDS THAT IVE TALKED TO ABOUT IT AGREE ;;;;

can we talk about this in the meeting tomorrow

[swaginageorge]

exhibitch said: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WIHT YOU

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