Exit Here Media Is Now Accepting Submissions!
Got some radical fucking ideas and thoughts? Are you growing bored and restless with this trend of cheesy, meaningless, and mundane lists permeating through the culture? Lists that lack originality and guts? Lists that add ZERO substance to your day or life and you know you can do better…A Lot Fucking Better? Got a story-true or fiction-you’ve always wanted to tell? What about some incredible multi-media art-photography, videos, short films-you’ve made and know the world would be a better place if they were accessible to view on a broader scale? Well your moment may have finally arrived. For the first time ever, Exit Here Media is now accepting submissions to contribute to our growing weekly content lineup so that we can better serve our incredibly dedicated and rapidly expanding audience.
These are very exciting times over here at Exit Here Media. Jason’s got two new books on the way which will be the first two major releases from EHM, we’ve already got the world’s coolest fucking shirt(Unicorn To Heaven/Panther To Hell)plus a handful of other incredibly amazing ones on the way soon, the office is getting a beat sampler and an amp for the keyboard, Rafael Vigilantics was called “The Iggy Pop” of hip-hop by The Huffington Post(whatever that means but it sounds sweet), Chloe Newsom came back to her real home for at least a week, and Trash White’s column finally debuted and blamed, partially at least, Sandra Bullock and that awful movie The Net for bringing online dating out of the shadows and into the mainstream.
As it was noted by more than a few people this week, Exit Here Media is the only site on the planet that’s ever taught anyone how to heal a memory or championed the devouring of fried chicken and cocaine together in the same column that explains what kind of materials one needs to build a time machine. EHM is the only site mandating that dudes eat their lady’s pussy properly and mow their parent’s yard in the same breath. And EHM is definitely the place you’ll read how Taylor Swift farting on camera makes the shit you did on some of those stupid nights a few years back not that big of deal.
Who wouldn’t wanna be apart of this?
Who doesn’t wanna be in with the never in kids?
You think you got what it takes?
Well head on over to EHM and checkout our submission guidelines.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Please follow the guideline rules. Exit Here Media will not consider anything that doesn’t follow the submission guidelines perfectly cos if you don’t care enough to do that, then we doubt you’ll care enough when it comes to producing quality content that our readers deserve.