exo hc: type of drunk
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Junmyeon
the drunk uncle
signature drink: all wine
dad jokes
taking drinks out of others hands
and drinking them
don’t play their songs cuz he will dance
like a dad
he vows to take care of the others while drinking
winds up being the one everybody takes care of
“FIGHT ME I’M THE KOREAN HAN SOLO”
Minseok
the veteran
signature drink: irish coffee
we all know xiumin likes to drink
has a super high tolerance
when he finally becoms drunk he’ll spew out all his deepest thoughts
also will repeat the same things/stories over and over
clingy af
will totally drop it down low if a good song comes on
“hey did I ever tell you about that ti-”
“YES HYUNG FOR THE 1000TH TIME YES YOU HAVE”
Jongdae
the tipsy
signature drink: long island icetea
Minseoks drinking buddy
cuz they can both drink a lot
he’ll be tispy after like 2 bottles
giggly
smiles at nothing
which creeps the members out
also very touchy when actually drunk
Kyungsoo
the social drunk
signature drink: old fashioned
comes out of his shell after a few drinks
talks to strangers
laughs
so squishy
if you force him to the dance floor he’ll akwardly dance
and occasionally screech
gummy smile the entire time
Yixing
the messy drunk
signature drink: margaritas
clumsy
might have numb fingers cuz he can’t hold onto shit
mouth will be slighty open at all times
looks dazed
people will mistake him for high and not drunk
cuz he’ll say some deep shit
“how can we know that unicorns don’t exist tho...”
Baehyun
the horny drunk
signature drink: sex on the beach
a lil hoe when he’s drunk
his hand is always on someones thigh
probably chanyeols
has a hard time keeping his clothes on
flirts with inanimate objects such as doors
will end up on the bar/club floor at the end of the night
depends on the other members to get him home
if concious he’ll seeks out pole like objects so he can grind on them
“Baekhyun leave that lamppost alone!”
Chanyeol
the LOL
signature drink: gin tonic
all jokes are great jokes to him when he’s drunk
has laugh attacks that last 30 minutes
and when they stop he’ll drink more so they come back
climbs on bars to give dumb toasts and to sing
“I just want to say that i love you all, the goverment is lying to us and yes lay, unicorns exist”
ends up falling and laughing even more
somebody help him
Jongin
the self love drunk
signature drink: rosé
feels like the baddest bitch
walks around the bar like it’s a runway
becomes a full on blonde bimbo
hits people with the most cheesy pickup lines
and then laughs before they can even respond
him and sehun will team up against the others and roast them
Sehun
the diva
signature drink: tequila
when drunk he becomes a teenager again
nobody is safe from his roasts
hide yo kids hide yo wife cuz sehun is in a mood tonight
he’ll be nonstop laughing at the others offended looks
but don’t say anything remotly mean to him tho cuz he’ll cry
never says anything mean to Kyungsoo
louder than usual
“dance battle me bro”