#expectedthebird

[dirtypawarchive]

expectedthebird

Interesting.

[mutantism-archive-blog]

⊕ the cons list is probably a novel but its a hilarious and slightly uncomfortable mental image sO

Send me ⊕ for a pro and con list about our characters sleeping together

Pros. 

• You’ll have to get back to me.

Cons.

• How old are you?

• If you said ‘good’ more than once I would be uncomfortable.

• I still wouldn't understand what you were saying.

[utsuroh]

sidles in out of nowhere to whisper encouragments at you bc i swear no matter what shitty thing shes been up to youre still a) the be all end all of a gr8 master and b) a good and lovely person who i adore in ridiculous amounts

i just???? i'm not jealous of other master blogs and tbh i'm not jealous of her Super Reformed Declawed Master blog but i feel like every time i see her on my dash she's like lmao lmao thecumbermaster rite what an UNRELENTING BAG OF COCKS isn't thecumbermaster hilariously terribly fuck that guy and it

it doesn't feel like it's all ic

like lilly being like that i know is ic i know chris isn't there like yo natty can go to tell she's trash 

but her master

it doesn't feel fake and pretendy and it makes me feel uncomfy because i can't be like hey quit yr blog and get the fuck out of town

idk id k didkdidkdidkd i feel like with my newer blogs i can't rp with you guys because i'm forcing relationships but all the good chemistry came from cumby and i don't

i was talking to b abt this a while back but even though i have so much of cumby's muse left i just don't even try logging into him. like i'd rather go to a houseparty hosted by someone who hates me and full of people who i can't talk to. that gives me less uncomfy tummy flips than the possibility of setting up a solid cumby base again and getting to watch leezy double down on her ic "lmao look at this dumb bitch" posts

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[dealsmaker]

TEDDY NO

DO YOU KNOW HOW  HARD THAT WAS  THIS FUCKER DECIDED THAT HE KNOWS EVERYONE HONEY HAS TALKED TO

THERE IS A THIN LINE OF GODMODDING AND THIS FUCKER

TEDDY 

[dealsmaker]

D e a l s.

Deals are where Crowley thrives. Partly because he's good at words and haggling, and partly because of that pesky hoarding instinct (an unfortunate magical side effect).

But you generally don't want to make a deal with Crowley because he's a tricky bastard. What do you expect from a guy that takes people's hearts as down payment?

Not all of his deals require innards; the price could be as simple as a kiss. It all depends on what you want and what he can gain.

And trust us, there's nothing he can't, won't do. For a price.

[fabricsofreality]

expectedthebird replied to your post:The hard hitting question regarding whether a door...

Door open on the side that has the hinges, I learned that from Maggie Bird.

Physical doors, perhaps. I'm more concerned about the ones none of us know are there. 

[koscchei]

+out of time 

subarusakurazukamori replied to your photo “_ here is a thing bc I totally said I would do it and bc somehow I...”

I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE ON THIS EVEN AS THETA

SHUSH UP YOU DESERVE TO BE ON THERE LIKE FIVE TIMES, TRIPLE BOLDED KAY 

expectedthebird replied to your photo “_ here is a thing bc I totally said I would do it and bc somehow I...”

oh my gosh floRA IS ON THERE AHHHHHHH I MISS HER SO MUCH SCREAMS INTO MY HANDS ABOUT IT

I WASN'T GOING TO BC I WAS AVOIDING INACTIVE BLOGS BUT I JUST COULDN'T NOT PUT HER ON HERE DUDE I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH 

[themasterofwhat-archive-blog]

expectedthebird replied to your post:Who here is a fan of extremely dangerous...

Did I hear— dangerous situation.

Yes, my good sir, you did. Did I hear some vague interest in the idea?