I've been trying to screenshot the "bottom" joke in Expelled but every time I do Fifi gets so scandalised she has an out of body experience.
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I've been trying to screenshot the "bottom" joke in Expelled but every time I do Fifi gets so scandalised she has an out of body experience.
Nevermind turns out I do have the video editing skills.
Spoilery versions below cut
I took a nap and had a dream where the Epic The Musical video game was like the game Expelled and like some options that show up after your first play through would lead you to cut songs. Like in love in paradise you could choose for Odysseus to sing (in response after “soon into bed we’ll climb” instead of “no no I dont belong here”)
“Give me some time dear,
I’m filthy, my dear
Give me a chance to freshen up,”
and Calypso seems a little confused about it as if she knows that’s not how it normally goes but it leads to the cut song Appetite and you end up getting off Calypso’s island right when you get there as opposed to in 7 years. Which would lead to a different ending where Athena is not yet over their fight so God Games just doesn’t happen so anything that happens as a result of that either doesn’t happen or is different.
I messaged this to my partner @penguinnboi and they said to post it on Tumblr so- you can thank them for this if you like it.
I was going to make a Boy With Trumpet style video but it turns out I don't have the video editing skills for it.
Maybe it's the cold but playing Expelled feels too much responsibility right now. That poor Verity's been through so much already I can't send her spelunking again, she'll have a panic attack.