#experiencelinesmyemptypockets

[internmarce]

I almost forgot this url was a thing.

[proserpiiina-archive]

THE FEELING WHEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LIKE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH 

[proserpiiina-archive]

ROBOTS

[strexcorpinc]

Does Strex offer equal benefits for same-sex couples?

But if you and your partner need to spice things up in the bedroom, you might want to try out StrexCorp®'s adult toy department, SexCorp®.

[alicepriceofnv-blog]

((thank you friends for well wishes and stuff - makes me v happy and Im heading home now yay))

[strexcorpinc]

I made the switch to Strex brand medicines. I've never felt better! I've noticed I'm much more productive at work, too. It must be because I've stopped sleeping. Such a pointless activity, I'm able to get much more done now! Not to mention finding inspiration to finally redecorate the apartment. My roommate doesn't seem to enjoy the animal viscera, but I just know she'll come around!

After such compelling testimonials as the following: 

squidblood answered: Would anyone like to assist u...

Yes, it’s much easier to focus on my work now that I’ve made the switch. I can’t believe I was so resistant to it at first!

talcentheinsane:

Yes I can. It’s shit don’t take it. Your image in the mirror starts talking to you and before you know you’re lost in a haze of obedience and self loathing.

greaternightvalemedicalcommunity:

Renowned? More like notorious. #we hope you enjoyed your free will #you will no longer experience any

experiencelinesmyemptypockets:

I thought those were fucking dildos and got really concerned.

We'd be surprised if you hadn't!

[alicepriceofnv-blog]

*sleeps under Marce because needing someone and being alone sucks*

[proserpiiina-archive]

angryalcoholicintern replied to your post: DDG - otherwise known as Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Cuz u hot

Oh hey you changed your url