Squeak: You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish- HORNY fish, you know what that means! FISH ORGY. The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bare… naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UHH I think so! Next thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun. Black out again. Wake up. Do a bump. White out, which I didn't know you could do. Then I smoked a joint. Greened out. Then I turned into the sun! UH OH! Looks like the meth is kicking in! [starts making insane nonsense noises and screaming]
