Dec 12, 2018
ATTENTION: LOOKING FOR A JOB. WILL WORK FOR 🍌
Skill Set:
Periscoping (aka begging) expert
Professional climber and jumper
Snoring champion
Friendly door greeter
Box chewing artist
Excellent balancing skills on a hoomin’s back, shoulders and thighs
I have to find a job to pay back all my medical expenses, but will they take bananas as payment? I have had 10 teeth removed in the last three years and am on medication indefinitely. Despite all this, I remain positive, strong, and never give the hoomins a hard time because they never gave up on me. So, anybun hiring???