to boink, or not to boink
Pairing: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
Fandom: Gravity Falls
Summary: Ford can’t believe he’s in love with a triangle that talks like this, especially in the middle of sex.
Rating: Explicit
Tags: Triangle Bill Cipher, Pre-Betrayal, the existential pain of still being into someone who says boinking, Sex, the opposite of dirty talk, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
Word count: 979
Link: to boink, or not to boink
Excerpt:
“Wanna boink?” Bill says, waggling his eyebrow. Ford sighs even more heavily. “Not if you say it like that,” he says. “I’m your muse, Sixer,” Bill says, hovering closer. “I’ll stimulate your creative juices.” Ford wonders if he can go back in time and change all the decisions that led him here. This shouldn’t be working on him.
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