the strident hisses of a nobody

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[louferrignojrofficial]

THE PITT 2.10 SUPERNATURAL 5.08

[snorlaxatives]

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

[kaiyves-backup]

[afurioushawk]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Kebirch aka Kate Jarvik Birch (American, b. 1977, based Salt Lake City, UT, USA) - Striped Nap, 2015, Paintings: Gouache on Paper, Private Collection

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

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[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[valtsv]

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

[valtsv]

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

[valtsv]

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

[fascinationstreetmp3]

i can't stop watching this

[six-demon-bag]

if i ever start 911 for my special little guy whos in 15/143 episodes you can put me down. says the person watching a show hes in for 37/163 episodes which are mostly like <5 min total and ive seen most of his appearances already by s03 and i still have four and a half seasons to watch

[kushblazer666]

[louferrignojrofficial]

is this not the cutest guy you’ve ever seen. come on

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[crabussy]

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

[six-demon-bag]

damn i think i got a weather headache for the first time in ages :/ not a common summer phenomenon

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[asystolle]

just a doc and his 24 oz watery dunkin' taking on the ed John Shen in THE PITT SEASON 2