the strident hisses of a nobody

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[louferrignojrofficial]

THE PITT 2.10 SUPERNATURAL 5.08

[biteybeast]

[wendydoodles]

[transsexualism-archive]

[six-demon-bag]

wow i think ive failed at just about everything today…. welp, time to start season 3 of swat

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

[sicknastie]

[toasthaste]

when (some orb-weaver?) spiders are hungrier they build/adjust their webs so the strands are more taut, meaning the web is more sensitive, and smaller prey than normal will make it vibrate (every bite counts when you're starving!). but ALSO: if you station a well-fed spider on a web that was built by an extremely hungry spider, that spider will go capture the kinds of tiny bugs that the looser web it would have built itself wouldn't have alerted it to. they outsource the decision-making for which prey to go after to their web! they just adjust the settings til they seem about right for the moment and then go along with whatever the web picks up. "the spider will eat whatever it's aware of, and it sets the bounds of its awareness by spinning different kinds of webs." that's so cool....

[infectiouspiss]

let me be pervertly clear

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[threedollarsdotcom]

the flesh is weak and the mind? also not so strong

[nflstreet]

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[bimboid]

[thegroovyarchives]

Vegetables With Glamour From the 1958 "wonderful ways with soups...from Campbell's" Cookbook

[mono-red-menace]

sleeper agent but when u say their activation phrase they immediately fall asleep

[sapropel]

Sleepy agent lol

[mono-red-menace]

lol

[grossvampire]

laughed myself sick last nioght imaging lotr gollum having a blog where he just talks normally while also signing all his posts in beautiful cursive for some reason. like this:

[slunch]

[whoiscallingme]

[beesmygod]

#equality