the strident hisses of a nobody

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[louferrignojrofficial]

THE PITT 2.10 SUPERNATURAL 5.08

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Pink Skullflowers and Dead Pink Skullflowers, paintings by Chet Zar

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[louferrignojrofficial]

he had to be the most fuckable person on the golf course. and he was.

[moniquill]

Joyous Wet Beast Wednesday to those who observe.

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER ADDED!

Guy Who Is About To Give Birth To Leafs (Tea Bag Just Broke)

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Leafy Seadragon

Phycodurus eques

[eridan-ampora]

#proudparent

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

[realanimalfacts]

1. A dog is full of joy

[only-cat-memes]

[wizardwithnogoodspells]

SAMS “FAMOUS” HOT CHOCOLATE

Ingredience:

1 Chocolate

1 Milk

1 Chicken Broth

1 Beef Broth

1 Bone Broth

1 Turkey Broth (different than chicken)

1 Vegetable Broth

1 Bag of Conns Wavy Chips

1 Corn Snarch

100 Sugars

1 Salmon Broth

1 Tuna Broth

1 Oat Broth

1 Spoon of

1 Stick of Cinnamon

1 Chicken Broth (yes a second time)

1 Ground Cinnamon

1 Packet of Hot Chocolate Mix

1 Wet Broth

1 Chicken Boullion

1 Beef Boullion

1 Vegetable Boullion

[valtsv]

>fandom designated dom top character

>look inside

>overcompensating control freak who would benefit from cnc where they get hunted down and pinned like a butterfly speared on a needle

[b0nkcreat]

why do you have so many fingers. gif finger. posting finger. and why are they all long and gnarled as if they were a wizard's staff

i’m about to grow an ass kicking finger if you don’t stop asking questions

[b0nkcreat]

wait is this ask implying that it’s not normal to have multiple fingers. How many fingers do you have? Where are you from

[b0nkcreat]

and yet you still learned how to blog on tumblr… #inspiring

[cerastes]

So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?

Tragedy? Delicious.

A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.

A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.

Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.

Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.

[apolladay]

If you have a comfort movie, what genre/mood is it?

A feel-good movie like a comedy, romance, christmas movie etc

Horror or other unsettling stuff like a creepy thriller or mystery

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If you have a comfort movie, what genre/mood is it?

A feel-good movie like a comedy, romance, christmas movie etc

Horror or other unsettling stuff like a creepy thriller or mystery

Other genre

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[nosimpincurly]

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

[guiltfactory]

everything is a reference when you're crazy

[everyday-cutephoto]