A funny drabble and preview to the future incoming adventures of @the-silver-peahen-residence and @demon-blood-youths
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After saving Japan from Cobin and the remnants of Iron Titan followers. The DBT left Japan not without exhanging goodbyes to the people they met and throwing a party inviting those who help and befriend.
The ADA aka The Detective Armed Agency in Yokohoma who helped them take down Iron Titan. The Port Mafia whom also help as they made alliance with the Lovely Horrors to track Cobin and his group. The Phantom Thieves of Hearts in Tokyo who helped solved the case and help free Oblivion’s dad out of prison after getting evidence and finally UA, Class 1-A, Midoriya and his class who took down Cobin with everyone they met working together to take him down.
Plus there were a few groups who they meet throughout their adventures in Japan.
There were unforgettable moments and they hope to cross paths with their Japanese allies once more.
It was a year later the DBT went back to their usual shinegans in New York City. Throwing parties, taking down white collar criminals and villains and somewhat.
All is well until a situation involving a villian, Jaron’s car and a familar pro-hero.
One day, Navarro and Rust is helping Jaron with running errands. At the same time, he bumps into Echo, Breezy and Melinda. He asked how she is doing along with the team and she is working any new bombs. But before they got into the conversation further. THere is a loud commotion from above and then explosion is heard and a villain crashes on top of Jaron’s car, breaking the window glass and makes a huge dent of it.
Navarro, Echo, Melinda and Jaron just stared at this in shock and then someone dropped down on to apphrend the villain. It went something like this as Navarro turn around and widen his eyes in disbelief, seeing the familar.
3....2.....1
“OH NO! OH GOD! YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?!” Navarro shouted at the pro-hero.
King Explosion Murder God aka Dynamight aka Bakugo Katsuki.
“YOU!” Bakugo shouted, widen his eyes and glaring at the familiar bomber. “IF IT ISN”T THE SHORT STACK BITCH! THE FUCK YOU DOING ERE?”
“I LIVE HERE, YOU JACKASS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN ERE?!” Navarro demanded.
“STUDY ABOARD! EVER HEARD OF IT?!” Bakugo retorted, crossed his arms.
“MOTHERFUCKER! WHY PICK HERE, YOU ASSHOLE!?” Navaror doesn’t believe this!
“BECAUSE THERE’S STRONG PEOPLE HERE THAT’S WHAT! MORE STRONGER THAN YOUR BITCH-ASS!” Bakugo yells.
Echo who happens to hanging out with Navarro asks.
"Navarro, who the hell is this?" Echo asked, as this guy looks familar. Where did he seen him before? Melinda blinked and looks at Jaron for an explanation. Jaron sighs, “Long story. Short story. That’s Yuuka ex-class and the ones who helped us took down Cobin and his crew.”
“Oh!” Melinda nods, now remembering. “I taw him in the news when Navarro cursed him out in front of live television.”
There is a loud groan from the villian. They almost forgot.
“Jaron! Your car!” Melinda said, seeing the damage from the battle inflicted her friend’s car. The glass was shattered and the impact left a huge dent. The car is in need of repairs.
This prompt Navarro to yell at Bakugo.
“DAMNIT! YOU MESSED UP JARON’S CAR! YOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE!”
"It's all good. I mean I can just get this to a shop and-" But nobody hears Jaron as Bakugo retorts,
“INSURANCE?! FUCKER! YOOOOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE!” Bakugo yells, “ASS-WHOPPING INSURANCE! DON’T FORGET WE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO PAY A DEDUCTIBLE, YA GREMLIN LITTLE SHIT.” Bakugo shouted at Navarro who is yelling and spitting out words at him. Navarro twitched an eye. Echo cannot believe what she’s hearing.
“Oh hell no! Navarro! You can’t let him talk to you like that!’ Echo yelled, not helping the situation, Melinda had to facepalm. Echo just wants to see an ass-kicking of a pro-hero. “Kick his ass!”
“YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU SHOULD HAVE PICK FREAKING CALIFORNIA! BUT NO! YOU HAAAAVE TO PICK THE PLACE THAT KICKED YOUR ASS!”
“SCREW YOU SHITTY GREMLIN! YOU GOT LUCKY!”
Then Bakugo goes to walk up and starts pointing at his head,
“L-U-C-K-Y! YOU HEARD ME?! DUMB-ASS, PUNK-ASS, MIDGET-ASS, BITCH-ASS, GODAMN MIDGET MOTHER-FUCKER!” Bakugo spat as he waves his point figure. Navarro felt the gobbles of spit at his face pissing the short teen off more.. Navarro had enough and throws a punch. “EAT A DICK!” He shouted.
“YEAH! GET HIM!” Echo cheered while Melinda and Breezy stared deadpanning. But Bakugo was too quick and throws him over his shoulder. It’s like a judo throw. Navarro’s world was flipped and hits the ground on his back. “FUCK!”
“What happened?!” Echo said, becoming the peanut gallery while Melinda sighs, shaking her head while Breezy just looks to be entertained by this.
“OH YEAH! LOOK AT YOU!” Bakugo had a shit-eating grin making Navarro gritting his teeth, “YOU POPPIN OFF ALL THAT GOOD SHIT A SECOND AGO! NOW LOOK AT YOU! YOU GO EAT DICK, SHITHEAD! YOU GO EAT A DICK!”
“FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHIT, FUCKFACE!” Navarro grabs his leg and makes him fall over. Now the two explosive teens are now fighting each other as fists are thrown around as they kick at each other on the ground creating an embarrassing scene.
“FUCK YOU!”
“NO FUCK YOU!”
“FUCK YOU!”
“FUUUUUCK YOU!”
“OW! YOU BIT ME!” Bakugo yelled.
“YEAH! I DID! THE FUCK YOU GOIN TO DO?!” Navarro shouted before yells out in pain, “MOTHERFUCKER! YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS?!”
“YEAH THAT’S RIGHT! WHAT YA GOIN TO DO, HUH?!”
“FUCKER!”
“Okay, okay! That’s enough.” Rust grabs Navarro and throws him over his shoulder. Navarro is still yelling at Bakugo. Breezy heard that these two worked before back in Japan. But she didn’t expect such.....ridiculous rivalry between the two. Good thing, Shoto arrive and uses his quirk to freeze his legs.
“WHAT THE HELL HALF-HALF?!”
“You need to calm down.” Said Shoto, “Please don’t make a sense.” Shoto looks towards to Rust and Jaron, giving them a nod of greeting. “Nice to meet you.”
“Nice to meet you, Shoto.” Jaron said. “Good to see you gusy again.” He laughs sheephisly. Shoto nods, “I apologize for the damage, the hero association will compensate the fees.”
“Thanks, man!” Jaron said with a smile along with Melinda and Breezy who smles whereas Echo huffs, not believing that apology of a pro-hero. Meanwhile with Navarro, Bakugo and Rust....
“JUST WAIT! WHEN DO YOU GET OFF?!” Navarro shouted as he is being pulled away by Rust. .
“6PM!” Bakugo said while rubbing his arms since damn Shoto had to freeze his legs so he won’t try to get away.
“GOOD! ENOUGH TIME TO KICK YOUR ASS AFTER 6pm!”
“YEAH! SEE YOU FUCKIN THEN!”
“Jeez, Navarro. Just chill!” Rust said while Breezy chuckles. Jaron and Melinda sighs.
---- 1 hour later -----
Navarro came back home with Jaron and Rust who had to call an taxi to get them to their hideout. Navarro storms into the living room.
“INK!”
“Yeah?!’ Ink said as she is looking at her smartphone, sitting on the couch with a smile on her face.
"Baukgo FUCKFACE AND CLASS 1-A FROM U-FREAKING-A ARE HERE IN NEW YORK FOR STUDY ABOARD!” Navarro yelled as if it’s the worst thing ever.
“Yeah! I know!” Ink said.
“GOOD! BECAUSE-WAIT-YOU KNEW?!” Navarro stared in disbelief.
"Yeah! Midoriya told me like two weeks ago." Ink smiles.
"You talked to Midoriya?!"Navarro stared, remembering the green hero with the freckles.
"Yeah! We added each other on Line before we left Japan!" Ink smiles. Navarro twitched an eye while Jaron and Rust stays slient, knowing that Navarro is going to blow up.
“I DIDN’T HEARD ABOUT THIS!” Navarro throws his arms up.
“Huh? I thought everyone would told you when you came out of the lab. I mean you were very busy, you know!” Ink said.
“WHAT?!!!” Navarro shouted, glaring at Jaron and Rust for not telling him sooner.
“Hey man! Sorry! We were about to tell you but we were busy with....errands! Right Jaron?!” Rust said.
‘Yep.” Jaron nods his head. “Also I heard someone else is coming from Japan right?!”
“Yep. Atsushi!
“What?” He remembers that guy. The guy who turns into a weretiger or some shit.
Dazai said that Atsushi wants to become stronger and so Oblivion said that we’re going to help him out. Something about a bounty on him as a weretiger or something so Atsushi is taking a break.”
“OH GOD! WHO ELSE?!” Navarro yelled.
“The Phantom Thieves are coming too for vacation!” Ink smiled.
Silence....
“You gotta be shitting me, Ink.” Navarro said, it’s like everyone they meet at Japan are coming here. Rust shakes, “She ain’t kidding, Navarro.” The blond said as Jaron nods. Navarro groans before he walks off, cursing,
“AHHHH SHIT! Here we go again!” Navarro yelled for everyone to hear.