Today, Ink had things planned for her and Atsushi to watch cartoons at her rental house with some popcorn and snacks. She wants to show Atsushi the favorite cartoons she watched so she and Atsushi. She plans to meet with him at the corner of the street near his workplace. She already told her team about him to which her team is fine with.
So far, no conflicting schedules or anything. It’s a good day to watch cartoons!
Except....there is one problem that Ink is unaware of. Navarro, her friend and second in command of the fraction suspects something and wants to spy on them. Right now, he told the team to see how this date goes.
Even though....Ink didn’t say this is a date! But regardless, Ink is going to have a fun time with Atsushi.
“Hey Atsushi! How are you!” Ink said as she arrives to the meeting point.
Rust met up his friends after meeting Mori and his first God encounter, Sun Wukong. When he came, his friends became worried and asked what took him so long to which Rust cannot contain himself and spills out his amazing encounter making his friends bewildered and confused until they process what Rust said to them.
Two name drops. One of these names that three people in the fraction of the DBT have familiar knowledge of.
Sun Wukong. Aka The Monkey King. A God from a Chinese epic tales. A trickster God they said. In the legends such as the Journey to The West, he rebelled against heaven and was punished so the idea of war and destruction in heaven is not too far off. Plus, they know Rust wouldn’t lie something about that.
Once the team did their research and realized who Rust just met and what he just done. There were mixed reactions.
Handful of them became skeptical yet interested entertaining this idea, a few were upset that Rust would do something so reckless without their consideration and there is one on the team who became so amazed by Rust's story, she believes it right away. She wants to know more about this encounter. This God named Sun Wukong and of course, Mori.
"So he's really strong, Rust? Is he really?" Said a girl in a navy short jacket with light olive skin and black medium hair as her eyes lit up at the idea of fighting a God. Rust grins, "Yeah, stronger than you." Because of that answer, the girl, the leader of the fraction is now stoked as Ruat wanting to learn about Mori and Sun Wukong.
"And you sure, this Mori person knows this Sun Wukong? It sounds off." A masked youth wearing white and gray striped hoodie as he has a long gray scarf.
"Last time I checked, I never heard of Sun Wukong wanting fruits as an offering unless if he is really God then that makes sense." Said a girl wearing teal-colored visors as she wears a blue sweater as she had this emotionless expression on her face while playing her handheld game console.
"Are we seriously going through with this? We gonna let someone who is stronger than Ink on this island?!" Yelled a short teen with black spiky hair and green eyes while fixing his grenade launcher. He wants to know what the hell is Rust thinking right now.
"It seems interested." Said a girl wearing a purple long sleeve vest as she has armor plates on her shoulders. "I said let's see what this Wukong is capable of..."
From the God of Highschool. A young shaven boy thought about it as he heard that name before and it’s not the god. Especially that tournament. Wh
"....." A big redhead looks worried as she crosses her arms. “I still don’t like this.”
Regardless, they can’t just foriet the match at this point. Nobody wants to admit but the idea of fighting a god and watching this fight is tempting in these teen’s minds. So they have to see and what happens.
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A week later, Saturday 3:50pm.
And so a week has passed as the teens have trained, prep an area for their fight with the god and are now waiting for the arrival of Sun Wukong on their home island of Wyckoff.
In the field clear of junkyard, there is only grain and sand. Standing right next to Rust is no other Vanity 'Ink' Vanguard, the leader of the DBT, watching the skies as the time is almost about to hit 4pm. Their friends are also waiting on the stands, anxiously waiting.
“Do you think he’s going to come, Rust?” Ink asked as she shifts her weight, feeling excited. Rust chuckles,
“Sure is. He’s gonna come. I know it.” Rust grinned.
Those bombs sound pretty dangerous but if he uses it in emergencies. He shouldn't worry, right? Right? Navarro wonders if this guy is a genius at this or a insane. Then again...smart people can be insane."
"Sounds dangerous but cool I guess." Navarro said.
"Well....I have ice burn bombs, smoke bombs, tear gas bombs, flashbangs, EMP bombs that can knock out electrical devices and machines, stinkbug bombs, pepper mace bombs, sleepyhead bombs, goo bombs, shrapnel bombs, and oh...uh....time bombs." Navarro said. "I also use gunpowder in my bombs too. But I experiment with chemicals on the bombs I can test out."
Navarro never makes bombs to kill but to neutralize or blow machines or buildings up.
“Yeah well, I do, so keep your muddy boots over there and stop STEPPING ON IT.” Casually shoving the other away. “It was expensive! And it’s important for my look!”
“Man, screw your jacket!” After being shoved away, the short teen in the red hoodie got ticked off, “Listen you damn poser, how about stop wearing expensive shit like it’s another Tuesday and think you’re the hot shit! What do you think you is?! A gangster pimp rapper?! Cause you look stupid and trying too hard!”
Navarro’s eyes became tired as he looks up to the person that has blue hair. Why is it getting colder. Is he dead?! Is he going to die? Is this it? No....way...he can’t be dead.
But then he blinks to see the other’s hair turn snow white. This guy is singing as he is being carrried to safely.
Navarro winced, “Wh-who are you?” He asked weakly. Then he blinks that something cold, freezing the bleeding preventing any blood loss. Who is this guy and what he is??
A drabble featuring Chuya, Ryunosuke, Gin, Dazai,and Kunkida by @the-silver-peahen-residence and my muses Navarro, Shdwkyz, Maggie and Fosh from my blog @demon-blood-youths and Matt from @lovelyxhorrors
This crack drabble contains cursing, offensiviness, meme references and complete nonsense! There are some grammatical errors. You have been warned!
Summary:
Do Port Mafia Have Benefits?
The DBT and ADA meets with Port Mafia regarding the Lovey Horrors whereabouts. Then the conversation took a funny turn of what are the work benefits in Port Mafia.
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“What the hell do you mean you’re going to work with Lovely Horrors?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND?! Did you just slept the entire Powerpoint presentation of how fucked up these guys are or you just don’t give a shit?!” Navaro staring at Chuya in dsielief. Chuya sighs.
“Look....I don’t like it either but these guys....are helping us out in finding their teammate Cobin. Plus they helping out in other things....” Like Pete who wants to accompany Q on their missions and the fraction killing their enemies who tried to assassinate Ryunosuke and they rescued Gin.
“Cobin?!” Navarro asked.
“Yeah...that uh....killer robot you told us about-! Sid told us-
“Sid?! Who the hell is Sid?!” Navarro said.
“The one wearing the cloak wearing a ghost face mask!” Chuya said angrily. “She said that we should work together in taking down Cobin and-
“And what? And what?! They leave and that’s it?! Killer Night just kill Iron Titan in front of your own eyes. Not because he did it because it’s right.! It’s because that happy-ass Micheal Myers lookalike motherfucker does it for the shit and giggles! How do you know they’re not going to kill you next on their list?!” Navarro demand.
Ryunosuke scoffs, “If they did, most of us wouldn’t be here.” He already doesn’t like this brat for bad mouthing Matt right now. He heard it from Matt that DBT are strong like the leader named Van Ink The Dragon. But her teammates? Like this Navarro is too loud, too vulugar and acting too immature. “And a weakling like you should be grateful that Matt and his fraction are offering a helping hand to you lot.”
“The fuck do you say?!” Navarro glared at Ryunosuke, “Man, screw that! Next you’re going to tell me they’re going to join you guys because of health benefits!”
“Health- what?!” Chuya stared, wondering what the hell is Navarro going about. Gin blinks.
“Health benefits!!!” Navarro repeated. “Dazai told me you guys got a LEGAL business permit and you got a lot of benefits and that’s why people join your gang in the first place!”
“Wha-??” Chuya just glares at Dazai who looks to be smiling micheviously and starts to whistle as if he is pretending to be ignorant. What the hell? What the hell is Dazai telling these kids about?!
“I mean you do have benefits at Port Mafia?” Maggie said. “Right?”
“Every company should at least have benefits, that would be weird if you guys don’t” Fosh said making Kunkida and Shdwkyz sighed at the same time. They’re getting off track here. The DBT members wait for Chuya to answer. However....
“I don’t know...I mean...” Chuya doesn’t know how to answer that. Gin had an answer to that question but Navvro groans,
“Oh my god...” Navarro begins, “You’re a damn executive of the mafia and your dumbass don’t know if you have health benefits, vacation days and shit?! What kind fuck of business are you running here?!” Navarro said. This made Dazai starting to crack up, trying so hard not to laugh.
“What do you mean what kind of business are we’re running here?! We’re PORT MAFIA! We run shit! We kill shit! We do shit and do crime! We’re mafisos! We take names and kick ass! That’s what we do! LOOK AROUND YOU! WE’RE THE BEST CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION IN THE CITY!”
Dazai starts laughing making Kunkida scowled, wondering if Dazai wants to entertain this nonsense.
“NOW DO YOU WANT OUR HELP OR NOT?!” Chuya shouted. “COME ON!”
“LISTEN FOOL! If you don’t tell us if you got benefits or not, I’m going to give one star on yelp, bitch!”
Chuya twitched his eye which made Dazai wheeze a little. His laughter is so contagious it starts to makes Maggie and Fosh snickered. Even Shdwkyz lets out a snort at this.
“Oh my god!” He facepalmed, wondering what bullshit is this,
“You aren’t gonna give me shit, kid. Either accept their-OUR help or GET OUT!” Chuya shouted, “I thought I’m dealing with fraction whose knows what they’re doing but A COUPLE OF CLOWNS from freaking NEW YORK just walked through our door!”
“What the fuck did you just call me?! I’m going full Cuban on your dumb-ass! Tienes beneficios o no! ¡Maldita sea! ¡Dinos! ¡O te volaré el culo al infierno! ¿Tiene beneficios para la salud? ¿Días de vacaciones?! ¿Tienes incluso dental?!”
And Chuya just lost it.
“SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE’S SAYING!" Chuya shouted, pointing at Navarro. Maggie could help out but she is too busy laughing to give Chuya an answer. “WHAT THE FUCK HE IS SAYING?! I DON’T SPEAK TACO BELL!!” This made Dazai and the rest of DBT cracked up even harder. Dazai slaps his thigh as he laughs even harder.
Kunkida sighs, running his hair with his hand as he feels that he is surrounded by idiots. Navarro continues to speak Spanish.
“I-I don’t know.” Kunkida said as he has now have the DBT except Navarro whose is ticked off, they are laughing their heads off with Dazai who is hunched over, holding his sides as he continues to laugh.
"WELL GET SOMEONE WHO EITHER SPEAK ENGLISH OR FUCKING JAPANESE!!" Chuuya yelled. Navarro continues and Dazai is laughing his ass off along with his teammates meanwhile Kunkida groans internally.
“THIS IS THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN!” Chuya shouts, shaking Navarro’s body by the shoulders. “WE. SPEAK. JAPANESE!” Chuya tells Navarro, shaking him by the shoulders every time he says the words.
“¡Cuáles son sus beneficios! ¡¿Qué son?!” Navarro continues.
“All right! That’s it! That’s it, You little shit! You’re coming with me! COME ON!” Chuya said, now dragging him outside at this point so he can kick his ass.
But suddenly-
“SLIENCE!” Ryunosuke sends out Rashmon tearing a hole in the wall, stopping whatever nonsense he sees and he going to set the record straight. Because, by god, this is most dumbest thing he has ever seen! Rashomon growls as Ryunosuke takes a breath and begins to answer.
“We have health benefits, work parties, vacation days, rewards, bonuses, maternity leave, career & personal development training,, work-from-home options, and dental.” Ryunosuke calmly answered the boy’s question.
“And employee growth plans, unlimited sick days, relaxation spaces, and company equity.” Gin adds, nodding in agreement with her brother.
“That....sounds pretty good. Way better than ones in American offering.” Fosh commented to which Maggie and Shdwkyz agreed. Even Kunkida is impressed to hear that. No wonder, so many people joined Port Mafia.
“Happy? I don’t see how that does to do with anything! Now can we please move on! Before I kill any of you in this room!” Ryunosuke glared.
This shuts down the conversation and two parties return to the topic on hand. Finally, the DBT has accepted the help of Lovely Horrors working with Port Mafia for the time being.
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Later that night
“Wait...so you guys do have benefits?” Matt asked making Ryunosuke sighed which made Matt cracks up before hugging Ryunosuke after hearing the most funniest story he ever heard of.
“Maybe I should join Port Mafia as a temp.” Matt joked making Ryunosuke sigh and shaking his head with a smile.
A funny drabble and preview to the future incoming adventures of @the-silver-peahen-residence and @demon-blood-youths
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After saving Japan from Cobin and the remnants of Iron Titan followers. The DBT left Japan not without exhanging goodbyes to the people they met and throwing a party inviting those who help and befriend.
The ADA aka The Detective Armed Agency in Yokohoma who helped them take down Iron Titan. The Port Mafia whom also help as they made alliance with the Lovely Horrors to track Cobin and his group. The Phantom Thieves of Hearts in Tokyo who helped solved the case and help free Oblivion’s dad out of prison after getting evidence and finally UA, Class 1-A, Midoriya and his class who took down Cobin with everyone they met working together to take him down.
Plus there were a few groups who they meet throughout their adventures in Japan.
There were unforgettable moments and they hope to cross paths with their Japanese allies once more.
It was a year later the DBT went back to their usual shinegans in New York City. Throwing parties, taking down white collar criminals and villains and somewhat.
All is well until a situation involving a villian, Jaron’s car and a familar pro-hero.
One day, Navarro and Rust is helping Jaron with running errands. At the same time, he bumps into Echo, Breezy and Melinda. He asked how she is doing along with the team and she is working any new bombs. But before they got into the conversation further. THere is a loud commotion from above and then explosion is heard and a villain crashes on top of Jaron’s car, breaking the window glass and makes a huge dent of it.
Navarro, Echo, Melinda and Jaron just stared at this in shock and then someone dropped down on to apphrend the villain. It went something like this as Navarro turn around and widen his eyes in disbelief, seeing the familar.
3....2.....1
“OH NO! OH GOD! YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?!” Navarro shouted at the pro-hero.
King Explosion Murder God aka Dynamight aka Bakugo Katsuki.
“YOU!” Bakugo shouted, widen his eyes and glaring at the familiar bomber. “IF IT ISN”T THE SHORT STACK BITCH! THE FUCK YOU DOING ERE?”
“I LIVE HERE, YOU JACKASS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN ERE?!” Navarro demanded.
“STUDY ABOARD! EVER HEARD OF IT?!” Bakugo retorted, crossed his arms.
“MOTHERFUCKER! WHY PICK HERE, YOU ASSHOLE!?” Navaror doesn’t believe this!
“BECAUSE THERE’S STRONG PEOPLE HERE THAT’S WHAT! MORE STRONGER THAN YOUR BITCH-ASS!” Bakugo yells.
Echo who happens to hanging out with Navarro asks.
"Navarro, who the hell is this?" Echo asked, as this guy looks familar. Where did he seen him before? Melinda blinked and looks at Jaron for an explanation. Jaron sighs, “Long story. Short story. That’s Yuuka ex-class and the ones who helped us took down Cobin and his crew.”
“Oh!” Melinda nods, now remembering. “I taw him in the news when Navarro cursed him out in front of live television.”
There is a loud groan from the villian. They almost forgot.
“Jaron! Your car!” Melinda said, seeing the damage from the battle inflicted her friend’s car. The glass was shattered and the impact left a huge dent. The car is in need of repairs.
This prompt Navarro to yell at Bakugo.
“DAMNIT! YOU MESSED UP JARON’S CAR! YOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE!”
"It's all good. I mean I can just get this to a shop and-" But nobody hears Jaron as Bakugo retorts,
“INSURANCE?! FUCKER! YOOOOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE!” Bakugo yells, “ASS-WHOPPING INSURANCE! DON’T FORGET WE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO PAY A DEDUCTIBLE, YA GREMLIN LITTLE SHIT.” Bakugo shouted at Navarro who is yelling and spitting out words at him. Navarro twitched an eye. Echo cannot believe what she’s hearing.
“Oh hell no! Navarro! You can’t let him talk to you like that!’ Echo yelled, not helping the situation, Melinda had to facepalm. Echo just wants to see an ass-kicking of a pro-hero. “Kick his ass!”
“YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU SHOULD HAVE PICK FREAKING CALIFORNIA! BUT NO! YOU HAAAAVE TO PICK THE PLACE THAT KICKED YOUR ASS!”
“SCREW YOU SHITTY GREMLIN! YOU GOT LUCKY!”
Then Bakugo goes to walk up and starts pointing at his head,
“L-U-C-K-Y! YOU HEARD ME?! DUMB-ASS, PUNK-ASS, MIDGET-ASS, BITCH-ASS, GODAMN MIDGET MOTHER-FUCKER!” Bakugo spat as he waves his point figure. Navarro felt the gobbles of spit at his face pissing the short teen off more.. Navarro had enough and throws a punch. “EAT A DICK!” He shouted.
“YEAH! GET HIM!” Echo cheered while Melinda and Breezy stared deadpanning. But Bakugo was too quick and throws him over his shoulder. It’s like a judo throw. Navarro’s world was flipped and hits the ground on his back. “FUCK!”
“What happened?!” Echo said, becoming the peanut gallery while Melinda sighs, shaking her head while Breezy just looks to be entertained by this.
“OH YEAH! LOOK AT YOU!” Bakugo had a shit-eating grin making Navarro gritting his teeth, “YOU POPPIN OFF ALL THAT GOOD SHIT A SECOND AGO! NOW LOOK AT YOU! YOU GO EAT DICK, SHITHEAD! YOU GO EAT A DICK!”
“FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHIT, FUCKFACE!” Navarro grabs his leg and makes him fall over. Now the two explosive teens are now fighting each other as fists are thrown around as they kick at each other on the ground creating an embarrassing scene.
“FUCK YOU!”
“NO FUCK YOU!”
“FUCK YOU!”
“FUUUUUCK YOU!”
“OW! YOU BIT ME!” Bakugo yelled.
“YEAH! I DID! THE FUCK YOU GOIN TO DO?!” Navarro shouted before yells out in pain, “MOTHERFUCKER! YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS?!”
“YEAH THAT’S RIGHT! WHAT YA GOIN TO DO, HUH?!”
“FUCKER!”
“Okay, okay! That’s enough.” Rust grabs Navarro and throws him over his shoulder. Navarro is still yelling at Bakugo. Breezy heard that these two worked before back in Japan. But she didn’t expect such.....ridiculous rivalry between the two. Good thing, Shoto arrive and uses his quirk to freeze his legs.
“WHAT THE HELL HALF-HALF?!”
“You need to calm down.” Said Shoto, “Please don’t make a sense.” Shoto looks towards to Rust and Jaron, giving them a nod of greeting. “Nice to meet you.”
“Nice to meet you, Shoto.” Jaron said. “Good to see you gusy again.” He laughs sheephisly. Shoto nods, “I apologize for the damage, the hero association will compensate the fees.”
“Thanks, man!” Jaron said with a smile along with Melinda and Breezy who smles whereas Echo huffs, not believing that apology of a pro-hero. Meanwhile with Navarro, Bakugo and Rust....
“JUST WAIT! WHEN DO YOU GET OFF?!” Navarro shouted as he is being pulled away by Rust. .
“6PM!” Bakugo said while rubbing his arms since damn Shoto had to freeze his legs so he won’t try to get away.
“GOOD! ENOUGH TIME TO KICK YOUR ASS AFTER 6pm!”
“YEAH! SEE YOU FUCKIN THEN!”
“Jeez, Navarro. Just chill!” Rust said while Breezy chuckles. Jaron and Melinda sighs.
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Navarro came back home with Jaron and Rust who had to call an taxi to get them to their hideout. Navarro storms into the living room.
“INK!”
“Yeah?!’ Ink said as she is looking at her smartphone, sitting on the couch with a smile on her face.
"Baukgo FUCKFACE AND CLASS 1-A FROM U-FREAKING-A ARE HERE IN NEW YORK FOR STUDY ABOARD!” Navarro yelled as if it’s the worst thing ever.
“Yeah! I know!” Ink said.
“GOOD! BECAUSE-WAIT-YOU KNEW?!” Navarro stared in disbelief.
"Yeah! Midoriya told me like two weeks ago." Ink smiles.
"You talked to Midoriya?!"Navarro stared, remembering the green hero with the freckles.
"Yeah! We added each other on Line before we left Japan!" Ink smiles. Navarro twitched an eye while Jaron and Rust stays slient, knowing that Navarro is going to blow up.
“I DIDN’T HEARD ABOUT THIS!” Navarro throws his arms up.
“Huh? I thought everyone would told you when you came out of the lab. I mean you were very busy, you know!” Ink said.
“WHAT?!!!” Navarro shouted, glaring at Jaron and Rust for not telling him sooner.
“Hey man! Sorry! We were about to tell you but we were busy with....errands! Right Jaron?!” Rust said.
‘Yep.” Jaron nods his head. “Also I heard someone else is coming from Japan right?!”
“Yep. Atsushi!
“What?” He remembers that guy. The guy who turns into a weretiger or some shit.
Dazai said that Atsushi wants to become stronger and so Oblivion said that we’re going to help him out. Something about a bounty on him as a weretiger or something so Atsushi is taking a break.”
“OH GOD! WHO ELSE?!” Navarro yelled.
“The Phantom Thieves are coming too for vacation!” Ink smiled.
Silence....
“You gotta be shitting me, Ink.” Navarro said, it’s like everyone they meet at Japan are coming here. Rust shakes, “She ain’t kidding, Navarro.” The blond said as Jaron nods. Navarro groans before he walks off, cursing,
“AHHHH SHIT! Here we go again!” Navarro yelled for everyone to hear.
