Loud Dump at the Mall
This past summer, I was hanging around the mall and was walking behind the group of guys in their late teens/early 20s. Looked like the skater types and they were chatting about some upcoming video games. One guy mentioned they should go to Gamestop and check some out.
Everyone agreed, except this one brown haired guy who said, I will meet you guys there, I’m gonna call my girl first. They all laughed that he had to check in and the group broke away. I immediately noticed that the young guy didn’t pull out his phone but instead made a beeline for the food court. Curious, I followed him and sure enough, he was heading for thr men’s room.
The mall was quiet that day and I noticed he was the only one in the bathroom and was closing a stall door. I also took a stall and left a gap in between us. He barely had the door shut before his ass made contact with the seat. He let go with one of the loudest and most explosive shits I ever heard in my life. It was a mixture of loud gas and splattering shit coating the entire bowl. Now I realized why he didn’t want his buddies to know he was going to release a substantially loud, and quite rank, load.
He recovered for a few minutes and quickly wiped up before heading out to presumively meet up with his friends. I don’t know how he was able to hold that in.
