#explosivedeuce

[rosallorart]

Droog! I asked you a question a while ago!!

I didn’t see it. What is your question,, Deuce?

[rosallorart]

Are the dog and cat dead?

The cat’s alive.

And so are you, apparently.

[rosallorart]

spitefulspades, explosivedeuce, flushedsuit

I’m going to the store. If you need anything speak NOW or hold your peace until I go out tuesday.

[flushedsuit]

Black Inches

explosivedeuce:

Ok, ok.

~

He hurries on down to Boxcars’ room after, once again, carelessly slapping his laptop shut. Deuce pretty much throws the door open if it’s closed, strutting in and giving his Crewmate an expectant look. He’s got his hands on his hips and everything.

He’s not going to use his words though, other than maybe a little “Well? I’m here.” He does not actually want to rush Hearts and make him angry or something.

Hearts, in turn, had his hands on his hips as he waited for the smaller Crew to arrive. Not surprised in the least by the explosive entrance and lack of knocking, he just rolled his eyes. “Took you long enough.”

There was already a bulge in the front of larger carapace’s trousers. Clearly someone was rather excited for this. His hands traveled down to his belt, teasing, slowly toying with the loop until it was undone. He smirked. The pants were the same, undone slowly before pulled down. And then a bag of licorice fell out of his pants and onto the floor in front of Deuce. “Well, there you go.” he snorted, awfully amused for someone who just made one of the shittiest visual puns and was currently standing in front of his teammate with his pants undone and heart patterned boxers showing. Classy.

[flushedsuit]

explosivedeuce started following you

Deuce. Long time no see, I think. To you, anyway.

[rosallorart]

explosivedeuce So are you coming to the couch or not, pipsqueak

[rosallorart]

That's it. explosivedeuce bring the new ice to me. We're going to take care of this problem.

[rosallorart]

explosivedeuce I’m guessing Spades needs ice for his wound and that’s why you’re trying to be sneaky with the ice, hm? If you need some help, I can provide that.