Yooo, Idk if you still do Express-related content but, could we mayhaps get some facts about Guy and Lady? we haven't gotten any for them...
Guy is the trains' bartender, and has quite the massive amount of knowledge concerning alcoholic beverages.
Coming from a poor family, he used to be a hardcore drug addict, but through sheer grit and will, he managed to curb his addictions.
He's a very experienced gambler, all stemming from one fateful night where he got incredibly lucky at a game of poker. After cashing in his winnings, he decided to treat himself at a local club, and that's where he got to meet Lady.
Because of his experience and knowledge in gambling, he doesn't seem to care about cheaters. In fact, he even somewhat encourages them to face him, for as long as he doesn't catch them in the act of cheating, any victory against him is something he considers impressive and admirable.
He loves it whenever Mr. Radio is on-board. The two would go on a loooong and deep discussions on just about anything, as they share very similar interests. However, Mr. Radio has not, and will not, play against him in any sort of gambling game. Ever.
Lady is not actually an official worker for the Specter Express, and is only a regular patron whose ticket is always paid for by her husband, and hangs with him at the bar. Specter doesn't mind this, really, as in his eyes, her helping Guy out makes her a freely hired and voluntary employee who pays him.
Her head-to-body connection is a sort of "spiritual wireless" type, with her head being the energy source. Her head is free to move wherever and however it pleases, but if it gets too far, her body will collapse and stop moving, but it will regain function if her head returns.
Her cigarettes are not tobacco, but are actually herbal, and smells of fragrant flowers. She actually hates true smoking.
The "fire" coming out of her neck has no temperature, and it only seems to designate how "strong" the connection is between her head and her body; The closer her head is to her body, the bigger the flame. The fluid dripping out of her head too seems to be inert, and it evaporates mere seconds after leaving her body, never truly attaching to or blending with anything.
She's all for style and showing off, and occasionally dances for Guy from time to time when the two are alone at the bar. She's also quite a great singer.
Fella is 9-years old and, in SplatJack's words, "is kind of braindead".
He's a bit of an instigator and is very easily entertained. Being a creature of mischief, if one is alone with him, do NOT, under any circumstances, take your eyes off of him. Ever. ...at least not for more than four seconds.
His head is literally hollow, and is occasionally seen "caving in" due to bumping into things. This doesn't seem to hurt him, though.
He's immune to the plot, and very regularly breaks the fourth wall.
He's been friends with both Bridgette and Madmask, and sometimes the three go on lil adventures together~
Wear your fucking headphones, dipshit.
