#extendedhoroscopes

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Pisces: Sign of the Cleric

Beware the underlings that don’t open their mouths all the way, because there might be something they aren’t telling you. If they are keeping things from you, try not to let yourself get too down about it. After all, the juggalos might like some new paint.

Lucky Lusus: G’lbgolyb

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Pirius: Sign of the Storyteller

Piruis, don’t look down. You might think you’re safe from the gossip of the other bloods, but everyone knows there’s nobody better to gossip about than those in power. But don’t pay any mind to the untrue rumors. Keep your head on straight and take a deep breath. You’ve got this.

Color: the deep grey of an overcast sky, unbroken by either moon

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Aquasces: Sign of the Offbeat

Winds are high and so are the moons, Aquasces. Hop into a skiff, put off that paperwork until the following night, and set sail with a picnic basket, a few harpoons, and a friend. What needs done will get done, and the rest of it can wait while you recharge for a night.

Song: Senbonzakura

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Picen: Sign of the Compatriot

Compromise is sometimes a troll’s greatest tool. Many conflicts will arise soon Picen, so keep an open mind and a wary soul. Take what you can and give just enough to appease others. Shoot to get more than you give, but don’t count your cluckbeasts before they hatch.

Lucky Quadrant: Moirails

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Aquapia: Sign of the Eccentric

The oceans are calm, so if you have any voyages to embark on, now is the time. But take a small crew, Aquapia, calmness and solitude are excellent for introspection. Also so you don’t murder your whole crew for being a nuisance.

Captchalogue Item: Sextant.

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Pipio: Sign of the Searcher

The moons shift from the caring olive star signs toward the contemplative jade ones, Pipio, and this is a good indicator you should take some time to yourself or surround yourself with like-minded trolls in some good old-fashioned self care. Well, when you’re a fuchsiablood, all trolls will be like-minded if they know what’s good for them.

Song: Thank U, Next

Requested by an anon and @okami-117

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Libsci: Sign of the Absolver

That which does not bend must break, Libsci, and this is your final warning from the stars before you snap. Your bloodpusher has been on the hot coals lately, and you need to speak up before you burn.

Word of wisdom: Honesty is best delivered with a clear point, and best received between the ribs.

Requested by anonymous and @the-mahorela

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Piga: Sign of the Designer

Now is a good time for communication, Piga. If you feel as if you haven’t been talking with your quadrantmates lately, now is the time! Make sure they feel like you care, else they might slip away from you. Talk things out instead of allowing them to fester and become larger problems in the future.

Recommended weapon: a sturdy pair of cardboard cylinders