Alternian Prophecies

See what the stars and moons have out for you on Alternia. Horoscopes posted daily, signs in accordance with the months, requests posted in addition to main horoscope posts.

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Taursci - SIGN OF THE CONVALESCENT

You are meant to stand out, Taursci. You want a lot of things, yes? Yet you hide in the shadows, desperate to fit in. It could also be the threat of randomly getting culled causing you to hide, but let’s go with the former. Your hopes and dreams ARE achievable. In order to become the best version of yourself, in order to achieve something you’ve never had, you need to do something you’ve never done before. But don’t forget to have fun! Accomplishing your goals doesn’t have to suck. Make it fun. Make it great. Make yourself stand out (not enough to attract unwanted attention, though)!

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Taurist: Sign of the Prosperous

You might be in a bit of a mental fatigue, Taurist. That’s okay, though. Your work load shouldn’t be a problem to your performance, as long as you behave. Getting into any arguments with higher trolls may prove more unkind than usual. It would be best if you controlled the little anger you have and focus on clearing out that work that’s piling up. End off this month feeling productive and happy, and start the next WITHOUT that mental fatigue. 

Song: The Less I Know The Better - Tame Impala 

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Taurus: Sign of Unfledged

This is a time to solidify your goals, Taurus. Identify long term objectives and set an agenda. You may feel powerless, but all it takes is a little push in the right direction to get the ball of your life rolling again. It’s time to get going, Taurus. Whatever it is you want to accomplish, to achieve, this is the month you’ll finally start. What you’re attempting may be unheard of, crazy, but if it your dream, get out there and get that head start.

Lucky lusus: Inkbeast

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my sign in the short zodiac is aries, and my personality is that im kinda shy, introverted, a tiny bit depressed (probably), interested in the horror genre, gaming, electronic music, nostalgia and technology, i aspire to be "that mysterious kid who likes memes and plays osu with monstercat beatmaps and is pretty snarky" and i hate when people call me rude (even though i honestly can be rude at times, though thats unintentional) and i main meta knight in smash bros. what is my extended sign?

We’re back from the hiatus, everybody! We are terribly sorry for leaving so suddenly. Horoscopes will continue at a regular rate from now on!

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Hey there! We don’t specialize in determining extended signs for you all. We just write the horoscopes for those signs. If you are looking for a start in finding that out, I suggest visiting the Official Extended Zodiac Quiz! It can tell you your Lunar Sway and Extended Sign after taking a short quiz. If you are not satisfied after that, I suggest doing lots of research on the specifics of each class, aspect, blood caste, and lunar sway so you can possibly determine it for yourself! As a start, though, definitely take the quiz, which you can find here! Thanks!-Moderator recalcitrantReptile (previously recalcitrantDragon)

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Picen: Sign of the Compatriot

Compromise is sometimes a troll’s greatest tool. Many conflicts will arise soon Picen, so keep an open mind and a wary soul. Take what you can and give just enough to appease others. Shoot to get more than you give, but don’t count your cluckbeasts before they hatch.

Lucky Quadrant: Moirails

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Pio: Sign of the Pathfinder

Feeling lonely, Pio? If so, now might be the time to fill a quadrant you currently have empty, or establish a connection with a friend you haven’t seen in sweeps. The future works in mysterious ways known only to Seers and Time players, but don’t go knocking on your local Seer’s door. They might not take well to the interruption. Instead, take a leap into the unknown and figure things out for yourself.

Captchalogue Item: a small card, found on the underside of a potted plant

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Piga: Sign of the Designer

Now is a good time for communication, Piga. If you feel as if you haven’t been talking with your quadrantmates lately, now is the time! Make sure they feel like you care, else they might slip away from you. Talk things out instead of allowing them to fester and become larger problems in the future.

Recommended weapon: a sturdy pair of cardboard cylinders

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Piza: Sign of the Conjurer

Last minute errands? Now is the time to get them done, Piza. Traffic will be in your favor, so get any driving done while your scuttlebuggy is still in good shape. Last minute shoppers will try to get on your nerves, but just brush them aside; they aren’t worth your anger or your attention.

Quote: “(Laughs nervously) What the fuck?” -Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Veep)

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Vircen: Sign of the Liable

Vircen, stop taking on others’ responsibilities. You have enough on your nutrition slab as it is. There’s no point to becoming a troll-of-all-trades if you master none. The influence of the pink moon will make you feel like you aren’t doing enough, but believe your schedule when it says you have more than enough to do.

Lucky Lusus: A warbling wingbeast

Requested by @trliggered

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Pipia: Sign of the Inquiring

A good book is always a good remedy for anything, Pipia. Take a bit of time out of your day to sit down with a good tome and a hot cup of drink. You might find your days will be a bit more relaxed if you take a bit of time to destress every day. 

Beware: brightly lit lamps hidden in large empty rooms

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Virrius: Sign of the Vindicated

Be aware, Virrius. Those around you will begin to ask things of you, but do not accept any requests which seem too out of this frog. Stay true to yourself while performing damage control. When things get too out of hand, call in a team to help; don’t try to overload your nutrition plateau. 

Color: the deep red of the abyss as it opens on your ceiling

Requested by @prezzy96

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Pittarius: Sign of the Philosopher

Pittarius, don’t forget to think about yourself for a bit. Even if Alternia’s secrets seem more interesting than yourself, take some time and step back. Self care is important, whether that means going for a swim or culling a few dozen lowbloods, take some time for yourself.

Quote: “If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.” -Judith Martin

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Virra: Sign of the Sage

Virra, put down your weapons. Not everyone is looking for a fight, and not everyone is trying to beat you. Those who are trying to drag you into drama aren’t worth your time. Sometimes, its better to let others fight their battles rather than intervene on someone’s behalf. 

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Piborn: Sign of the Albatross

Now is not the time to allow your thinkpan to wander, Piborn. Reality is waiting just around the corner to kick you in the digestion bladder. Bring your thoughts back to Alternia and get down to business. There will be time to fantasize later, but now is not the time.

Soundtrack: “Art School Girlfriend” by Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness

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Virsces: Sign of the Roborant

You might feel like nobody understands you, Virsces, but know that the feeling will fade. For now, take pride in the fact that you are yourself, unique, and irreplaceable. Although you and your team might not see ganderbulb to ganderbulb at the moment, know that this too will pass. 

Sensation: the sudden jolt and relief which follows when one nearly drops a knife

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Pirius: Sign of the Storyteller

Piruis, don’t look down. You might think you’re safe from the gossip of the other bloods, but everyone knows there’s nobody better to gossip about than those in power. But don’t pay any mind to the untrue rumors. Keep your head on straight and take a deep breath. You’ve got this.

Color: the deep grey of an overcast sky, unbroken by either moon

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Virlo: Sign of the Foundation

The pink moon encourages emotional rest for you, Virlo. Step back a bit and break your larger projects into smaller pieces. Ask someone you trust to lend a hand if necessary, because trust is a rare commodity on Alternia and you’ll need it.

Quadrant: Moirallegiance