Welcome to our first rendition of *drumroll*
SOFTIE CANT SLEEP SO THEY’RE GONNA TYPE WHATEVER POPS INTO THEIR MIND :D
1. bleebloblorp <blE-blOh-blORp> thank you for coming to my tedtalk
2. Who came up with the word “gay”? It doesn’t sound sparkle-y enough for me.. no pizzazz, no flavor!
3. From now on my identity will be
✨ROAST BEEF BUT ITS A FRUIT THAT GROWS ON A TREE✨
Like it’s just a normal pear (do pears grow on trees? wait- A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE) but then you slice into it and it’s just like a hollow pear-shaped ping pong ball with a single slice of roast beef inside
4. Ooooo I think I’m gonna call this style of posting “brainmatter” because that’s what one of my friends called one of my wacky drawings before (lmk if you wanna see one of those) (also this friend was a person I met in a mental hospital LOLOL)
5. So anyways I’m reading this back and (sorry mom), but I don’t think I’m neurotypical I may just be.. WAIT WHY DID MY BRAIN WANNA CALL MYSELF “extra saucy”
6. I come home from my autism diagnosis and I’m like “yeah mom the results are in.. it turns out I’m just
EXTRA SAUCY”
7. I AM ABSOLUTELY
✨LOST IN THE SAUCE✨
8. Thank you everyone for reading this, that is all I have to say, goodnight (I will continue to not sleep) but goodnight
