#extremely correct zosan

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2 for 1 deal today, abt time I stocked up on these ^^

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It's been a while since I made one of these ^^

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Works both ways, as usual ^^

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𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓩𝓸𝓼𝓪𝓷 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵

𝓘𝓷 𝓪 𝓩𝓸𝓼𝓪𝓷 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭 🎶

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Screwing Idiots By Moonlight

by yours truly & my beloved @milfhawks

Zoro and Sanji on a date. It's unsure if either of them knows it's a date...

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Zoro: The stars are beautiful.

Sanji: Aren’t they.

Zoro: You know who else is beautiful?

Sanji: Not you.

Sanji: The stars are the color of your stupid fucking eyes, moron.

Zoro: The moon is beautiful.

Sanji: Yes...

Zoro: I wish you were that far away.

Sanji: Shut the fuck up, Grass.

Sanji: The stars shine bright...

Zoro: Not brighter than your stupid fucking smile, moron.

Zoro: you’re like french fries- french, tall, blonde, skinny and making me fucking fat (with your cvm + also by cooking delicious food for me every day but that’s not the point).

Sanji: Why yes I'll marry you.

Zoro *already removing one earring to give to Sanji*: Don't piss me off.

Sanji, a germaphobe: *sobbing* So many germs on that thing-

Zoro: The biggest germ was always you ♡

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Happy Friday the 13th🫶🏻

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They're my neverending source of inspiration 🫶🏻

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zoro: you look beauteous sanji: where the fuck did you learn that word robin: who ate my thesaurus