Jul 27, 2025
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ZoSan have half a brain cell between them, which they spend trying to get Luffy's affection
Sanji: My sexuality? Everyone knows I’m straight. I like girls and have dated many, you know? I don’t understand why it’s so hard to-
Zoro: *walks by*
Sanji: Fuck, I’m gay. I’m fucking gay as hell. I’m so gay.
It's been a while since I made one of these ^^
*Zoro watching Sanji cooking, wearing just his apron*
Zoro: God, give me patience.
Sanji: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Zoro: If God gave me strength, then you won't be able to walk for a week.
Sanji: (smiling) "Sometimes I wish we were like that."
Zoro: (watch the same couple, they're kissing) "What? You fantasize about kissing my face?"
Sanji: "You wouldn't believe it" (turns, sees him staring, smile widens) "I've always wanted to kiss that stupid look off your face"
Zoro: (chuckles) "You should've tried it back in thriller bark. I thought you would man up and do it then."
Sanji: (grabs his coat, pulls him closer) "Man up? You wanted me to press up against your wounded body and kiss your bloody lips clean?" (Zoro grins) "I thought about it, honestly. I wanted to kiss you so hard and tell you how stupid your whole plan was. But..."
Zoro: "Yeah?"
Sanji: (leans forward, looks down at his lips) "It's as you said," (licks his lips, swallows, quiet) "I'm a coward... A very weak man."
Zoro: "I make you weak?"
Sanji: (nods) "Very weak. I'm so weak I want to lean forward and kiss you."
Zoro: "Then kiss me" (grabs Sanji's face) "Kiss me, Sanji." (Sanji shudders, doesn't move, sighs) "What are you scared of, Cook?" (Sanji closes his eyes, tearing up, sad)
Sanji: "I'm sorry I'm such a coward."
Zoro: you are attractive but annoying
Sanji(being fully serious l): Huh? What did you say? I couldn’t hear you over my love for women
I always find it so interesting that in most official art (this one for example) if Sanji is near Nami/Robin and Zoro he is almost* always fighting with zoro rather then flirting with the ladies. 👀