I know it's probably bad but me and my friends were Skype calling and playing Minecraft so the conversation was the following..
Me: I'll beat you with the pimp cane.
Eyeless: .. Pimp cane?
Me: Yes. The pimp cane.
Eyeless: You can't make canes in minecraft!
Me: .. THY CANE OF THY WOOD WITH THY ASSKICKING POWER.
Eyeless: Oh it's a stick?
Me: *Knocks him down* SHADOW-LER POWER, BITCH.
Eyeless: NO! *Hits back* EYE-LER'S SUPAH POWER, FUCKER!!
Me and Eyeless: *Intense fighting*
Ray: ... Guys, can you stop messing around for real.. I found some pigs.
Me: >:I No bitch, it's on like Donkey Kong!















