Eye Conversion
I went to the eye doctor the other day. After diagnosing me with an eye infection and telling me I can't wear contacts for some time, he then tries to convert me to Christianity, writing down Bible verses for me to read up and all (despite there being a queue of like 50 people). In case you're curious, the verses he recommended are John 3:16, 1:12, 14:6, 15:16. He told me to come back in two weeks - I wasn't sure if I had to come back for my eyes or for a Bible quiz.








