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Cashier: stocking up for the big game?

My brother and I who are only planning on watching the puppy bowl with our dog: haha yeah

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So my brother finally switched to my university and that's all well and good, but he is driving me up the fucking wall. We're (currently) carpooling because he doesn't want to buy a parking pass and I already did. He refuses to be a passenger so he is driving my car and he sets it the way he wants and I haaaaate it. In the mornings I need to listen to my music to get ready to start the day right. In the afternoons/ evenings, I need to listen to my music to decompress. Instead, we end up listening to his shitty music or none at all. He takes my car keys and when he's done with class, he just heads home. He won't chip in for gas or anything. I need my car back.

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Okay but an au where Shiro is a werewolf and he'll just turn into his wolf form really randomly, but mostly when he doesn't wanna talk or doesn’t want to do something and then just disappear. It freaks Matt and Allura out the first few times he does it cause he basically just vanishes and leaves a bunch of clothes behind. Whenever he leaves he always goes out to the park closest to his apartment and just chills in the shade for a while. It’s a time he uses to de-stress and possibly get in a good nap.

 A huge black cat starts joining him one day and he just ends up adopting it because they’re buddies and that’s how he got Black (Allura and Matt were really confused when he got home naked and was carrying a cat, but they’ve just accepted it by this point). 

One day while Shiro is in the park chilling after his long shift at work, he sees this guy walking his cat and thinks he is super cute. So Shiro goes up to the guy and wags his tail and looks super cute. Keith, absolutely enchanted by this huge fluffy dog, drops to his knees and gives all him a bunch of pets and scratches. Shiro ends up on his back while Keith scratches his belly and coos over him. Shiro is loving all this attention and his tail is going a hundred miles an hour. Red has laid down in this time and is just sleeping next to Keith as he is giving Shiro all this attention. Keith checks his watch and sees that hes going to be late for work so he gives Shiro a few last scratches before he and Red have to go. Shiro heads home and he is super happy, Matt and Allura notice right away what a good mood he’s in. 

This becomes an almost everyday occurrence. Shiro will wait at the park for Red and Keith to go on their daily walk. Keith easily opens up to Shiro about everything (not knowing that Shiro actually understands what he’s saying) and Shiro is always there to help provide a bit of cuddling when he thinks Keith needs it. 

Eventually, Shiro shows up as a human and sits in his usual spot to wait for Keith to show up. Keith shows up and is understandably confused as to why his dog friend is not there and a very attractive guy is sitting in his spot. He goes up to Shiro and asks if he’s seen a huge black and white dog anywhere around here. Shiro smiles, the same kind of smile Keith has seen on his dog friend, and he tells Keith that yes he has seen that dog, but he can’t really point it out to him. Keith is understandably confused. Shiro glances around to see if anyone else is watching and when the coast is clear he shifts. Shiro has known Keith for almost a year at this point and is expecting him to freak out a little, but to his surprise Keith just says “Oooh.” Shiro tilts his head to show Keith that he’s confused. Keith explains that two of his friends (Hunk and Lance) are also werewolves so it doesn’t bother him in the least. When Shiro shifts back (and puts his clothes back on) he apologizes to Keith for not telling him sooner, but Keith understands completely because telling someone you’re a werewolf is extremely personal. “So, by the way, I’m Shiro.” Keith laughs. “You mean Floofy isn’t your name?” Shiro turns kinda red because the nickname is a bit embarrassing. “So...would you wanna get coffee?” Shiro asks and Keith agrees because he’s more than happy to have a boyfriend who is also a dog. 

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"If you like Sheith, you might love Sheith" pinterest, you are not wrong there

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Okay but a modern (normal?) Au where Keith and his cat Red live in a tiny apartment and go on daily walks around the neighborhood. One day Red goes up a really tall tree and she just won't come down. Keith tries everything including bribing her with treats, but she still won't come down. Eventually, Keith sighs before climbing up to get her and suddenly he can't get down because one of the lower branches snapped and it was too far to jump without hurting himself so he just kinda sits up there trying to figure out what to do. Shiro, Allura, and Matt are walking down the street at this time. Shiro is complaining about how single he is while Allura and Matt roll their eyes. "So what am I supposed to do? Just wait until the perfect man falls out of the sky into my arms?" Shiro whines. The tree branch Keith's sitting on breaks sending Keith and Red tumbling down into Shiro's arms. "I didn't think that would work." Shiro chokes out before setting Keith down.

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Okay I tend to hc that Shiro can fall asleep anywhere (provided he knows he's mostly safe), but he'll wake up at even the slightest noise. Even if it's just the mice running passed his door, he'll be wide awake in seconds. The only noises he can sleep through are Keith's because he's so used to hearing them and they're a source of comfort for him knowing that Keith is with him. Keith can snore, walk, and even work out as loud as he wants, but Shiro just sleeps through it (until someone comes to get them and knocks on the door, waking Shiro finally)