#eyewitnesslb

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ATTENTION

Anne Shea did not deserve this. carry on

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RIP to the purest human in the world

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eyewitness liveblog in nine minutes! blacklist: sol watches eyewitness if you don’t want to see it!

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through the first commercial break 

( fun fact: i always spell commercial wrong )

i’m literally already so pressed and this just started

philip it’s,,,literally not your fault

oh, it’s a pond. that’s handy dandy. 

i’m fucking TIRED of helen not trusting philip, like i get it, but still

t o n y. i love you my boy. my precious. 

a murder in 100 years. fuck tivoli

i am very upset w lukas. his level of denial is so strong and do better helen

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philip shea is too Good for this world & needs to be protected at all costs

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sol watches eyewitness

through the final commercial break

that’s so dramatic i didn’t need it and i don’t want it at all whatsoever

this man is grieving his baby and they think he’s a rapist

SITA NO 

that’s a look, sita, that’s such a look i love it

s i t a baby girl make good choices 

ka m iiiiiiii

for someone who’s never shot someone she’s a pretty good shot

also those are some real looks

LUKAS NO HE DOESN’T

THAT IS SO SUSPICIOUS YOU LITTLE PIECES OF SHIT 

i hope you’re missing it. 

lukas STOP 

i wanna kick him in the teeth but i love him. i love him i know he’s struggling. 

NOOOOO

they’re so cute

LUKAS NO DO BETTER BE BETTER

PHILIP

i am actually so pressed right now i don’t want this pls save me promptly

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until the fifth commercial break 

my gIRLFRIENDS

i love them so much they’re my babies

kami is a protective baby i am shook

HELEN IS SO SHOOK 

helen helen baby are you okay

ryan is fucking ugly

HELEN NO 

YOU ARE A BETTER DETECTIVE THAN THIS

“this is bullshit” yes. entirely. 

( minor disturbance bc eyewitness net is just calling ryan different names and i’m dying. ryshit rybitch ryass )

RYAN YOU ARE UGLY GTFO

tony is like “you...had an idea??? do it??” tony it’s deep my boy

HELEN NO BE OKAY MAMA YOU GOT THIS

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through the fourth commercial break

couple times!!!

protect my darling tbfh

hER NAME IS ANNE GOOD TO KNOW

i love her love for her son, honestly

helen. let them be it’s too late to do literally anything else.

goddamit bo. goddammit lukas. 

white people stories are actually stressful. 

PHILIP ISN’T MAKING HIM DO SHIT BO PHILIP TELLS HIM NOT TO DO THE THINGS

“what is up with you and this kid” they’re boyfriends

lukas what the fuck. i;m so mad

“is that your friend lukas?” she’s so cute

she’s SO CUTE AND SO HAPPY FOR THEM I AM SO SHOOK

oh gods

my heart is in a lot of pain

A N N E

SHE’S SO GOOD. SO SO GOOD. 

“lukas doesn’t have a mom” anne: CONCERNED AS FUCK

philip help her

PHILIP. 

MY SON. I DON’T TRUST YOU. 

lukas pls be okay don’t panic don’t panic

nope there it is

bo, he’s upset leave him alone

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK

THEY’RE IN TIVOLI THEY DON”T HAVE POLLUTION