#f and l

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Me: *watching hadaw get clowned because of lack of apples and not jackhammering lottos*

Also me: *0 apples, didn't farm for lotto beyond a couple boxes, waits for ap to recharge to bond farm lower level servants for apples.*

MY COMRADE IN ARMS 🤝 WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS

Why must we ‘wait until lotto??’ I want to play now…. let us rejoice in our meager supply or materials and bitch about it regardless

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okay so lolix au headcanon time - in the rt animated adventures "miles and the weird dad" the end just makes me melt because suddenly imagine parent felix?? a little girl with two badass killer merc dads?? two murderous over protective parents loving and teaching their precious angel how to play with knives and where to hit boys for maximum effect???? b YE IM DONE

this is so OOC i love iT— 

soccer dad Locus tho tbh… felix the loudest cheering parent– 

LMAO felix + child is just so… oh man. He shouldn’t be allowed near children… let alone have one to raise… but i want it.

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We've seen that Locus understands Korean and Felix likely talks crap to others in Korean so they are less likely to understand him. So what I like to think is that Felix talked crap to Locus and Locus just talks crap back in Korean. How do you believe it was found out he can understand Korean though

Ok i was gonna try to draw something to this but it wasn’t working out l;fklsklrgerg

Locus totally knows what Felix is saying if Felix is talking in KRN ehehe (i actually have a AU where Felix and Wash are half bros since my wash is Viet/Korean and felix talks shit to wash all the time) 

How Locus reveals he knows what Felix is saying is probably hearing Felix talking on the phone saying like “Locus never knows when to stop when I tell him to it’s so annoying…” and Locus just yelling back in krn “That’s not what you said last night!”

And then there’s just laughter on the other line heh 

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I just have a few quetions about your lolix shipping. First off, who spoons who when they sleep? Second, eho, I guess, tops or is more dominate? Third, if this is even a possibility, who is more possesive of the other? I am just curious.

AHLKFJFnreg WELL (it’s very long)

I should preface this with these are my head canons SO! take it all with a grain of salt unless you dig it too. Also I ship these two in a very romantic, healthy, consensual way.

who spoons who when they sleep?

Felix likes it when Locus spoons him. Felix is hedonistic in nature (imo) and Locus is so much bigger than him so he really envelopes Felix and Felix enjoys the feeling of being more or less safe. It’s a profound feeling for him to wake up and have Locus’s arms around him. Something he never thought he would 1] like 2] get used to 3] miss (if Locus is away)

Of course, Felix will hug/hold Locus too especially if Locus is feeling particularly vulnerable which isn’t often, but Felix knows the signs enough. He’ll hold Locus or let Locus hold him or play with his hair. Comfort things. They take from each other and give back equally.

tops or is more dominate?

Felix likes it when Locus is controlling in the bedroom. See he’s always so slef confident, in control, exudes independence and indifference socially. People know Felix as the guy who would sell you for a quick buck if it benefit him that it’s freeing to have Locus take that from him. It wasn’t easy at first, they worked up to it, but now Felix just trusts Locus to take care of him. It’s not exactly the whole ‘giving up power’ (even tho it v much is) it’s also like Locus is showing Felix that his powers have limits, he’s human, he can be human and not put up so much of an act, and Felix is willingly giving that to Locus. To admit to that weakness and it’s a big sigh of relief in a way. 

Which in turn makes Locus’s head spin because god that’s a lot of trust and power over a person. Locus likes being the one Felix trusts most. He likes slowly pulling him apart and making him into something he takes careful care to not show to anyone else. Locus is very structured in life. Everything has a set order and he does everything in concise neat ways. But with Felix, intimately, he gets to let loose, explore, there’s no wrong with Felix (well, you know wrong as in there’s so many ways to please him) and Felix is so careful and aware of Locus’s need for control. So he lets him have it but let’s him know at the same time there’s no black and white, no right and wrong. That there is room to let go. It’s like they are allowing each other to be more them and more human together. Trusting each other. 

TL;DR- mostly Locus is the one sticking it in and Felix is the one taking it HA!

who is more possessive of the other?

I think they are equally possessive but more so Felix. Although just by a hair. Like I said, he is very hedonistic. He doesn’t care if someone flirts with Locus or if Locus expresses interest in someone else, they have a very trusting relationship. After all Felix flirts too, but in the end they know where their heart is. But Felix takes pride in knowing Locus is his and only his and likes to know that only he can evoke certain emotions and feelings from Locus and know that in the end Locus will be back in his bed at night or will always turn to him and Felix is the same way. He will always turn back to Locus no matter what. But Felix is selfish so he takes a perverse pride that Locus is HIS. 

He’ll never admit it though. He’ll feign indifference, but Locus knows and he knows and that’s all that matters. No one else needs to know it’s not their business. It’s funny, to outside view they seem tolerant at best, but closer friends and themselves, they know that it’s just banter. Their ‘image’. They love each other in the end. 

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I was originally going to ask you what you thought Locus' and Felix's ideas of a perfect date would be, but then I thought of an even better question. Hopefully I can ask it wothout it being too confusing. What do you think they would think the other person's ideal date would be?

AHAH! Hm i bet locus thinks felix’s ideal date is to do something illegal - it would be his first thought.

Felix would think Locus’s ideal date is to do something boring like...watch a movie at home or a quiet dinner out. Where’s the FUN in doing that, Locus? - felix’s words. 

(What neither of them know is that they both consider just being out together as a perfect date huhuhuh such saps) 

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I'm pretty sure we all know Felix is rather short but please tell us does he buy those shoes with the hidden heels inside and have those insoles in his shoes to give him a bit more height? 'Cause it must be annoying being short with a giant tree like Locus

AHAHAAH! Lifts??? that’s sooo funny idk if i can personally head canon that because i just think Felix would flaunt whatever he got working for him and be proud of it, but it IS really funny thinking about felix with lifts and locus just snickering cause what a loser lmaooo

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"for your otp thing: who dies and who destroys a whole city in grief" now imagine this with lolix (｡◕‿◕｡)

locus does it in quiet, calculated ways. Takes out the ppl responsible, makes them hurt and see why this was a mistake. Then he just disappears, like he never existed, but makes felix a legend. Like it was felix’s ghost that killed everyone, not locus. 

Felix makes everyone suffer with him. If he can’t be happy why should anyone else? He tracks down the ppl who are responsible, gives them tiny little cuts that hurt and bleed, but doesn’t kill. Compliments them on a job well done. They should be so fucking proud. Says he should train harder so mistakes don’t happen again in the future. Says he has an idea, why not help him train. After all, they took down Locus, so they must be good, right? Says he’s been wanting to get practice dummies and what better than live ones anyway? 

He pretends he’s not hurting, he can always find a new partner, a new convenience. Find someone else to do the heavy lifting, do the work Locus used to. It’ll be fine, he doesn’t GET attached you see, not him. He watches the city burn around him with a middle finger pointed to the sky. After all it was locus’s fucking fault he went and got himself dead. Not his. 

LMAO obv im more into felix than locus so i cant really say what locus would do beyond that....