Aiming your dateviators at a miniature toy figure of a space-themed laser gun only to reveal MOTHERFUCKING FORAGISSA !!!!

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Aiming your dateviators at a miniature toy figure of a space-themed laser gun only to reveal MOTHERFUCKING FORAGISSA !!!!
do you think I'm allowed to post the art of foragissa having his cock out after he has a shower .
I didn't draw it but the art was directly inspired by me saying I had a vivid thought of his wet naked body dripping with water and the artist added the tentacle cock part all on their own
I see the foragissa artist on this site still posting crowgissa / foragissa art to this day and the evil part of my mind thinks "damn missed opportunity we could've been buddies" knowing damn well all I have to show for my foragissa interest are smut fics and whatever I went through in 2024
Miss him so bad he changed the world for me
Scrolling thru my foragissa tag and have I never shared my foragissa age headcanons on here?? I've brought it up multiple times in the discord to the point where it's basically canon in our crowgissa channels in pisscord but. Omg I've never shared it here....
Well anyway hc that Foragissa had his son Billy when he was 30, one thing led to another with Mafer that she had to walk out on the relationship, leaving behind her infant son with Foragissa. He didn't consider himself father material so he enlisted the help of Oday (who's like, 5-10 years his senior) to guide him along this journey of being a single father, navigating the world with a cute little child basically strapped to his chest. I'll say Foragissa ranks 8/10 on the father scale.
Anyway if you do the maths that would make him 48 currently 😍, I'm pretty sure Billy is 18 in current canon but again can't be so sure since the whole Billy episode is frickin lost media 🥲, but for now I've been rockin with 48 year old Foragissa just because it makes the most sense (and definitely not because it's what I find the hottest to making that sexy ass cowboy a dilf 🥰🤤)
Foragissa's blue racecar could be his and Phil's Honda Odyssey. As a treat ^_^
Sharing this because i think Phil would 100% do this to Foragissa.
Like this could happen early in their relationship or somewhere, but Phil would use his teeth now and again while blowing off Foragissa. His sharp fangs pricking the veins and the incisors gliding across his big dick. And one time Foragissa thought Phil would bite his dick off because of how much Phil is actually putting a bit more pressure on his dick with his teeth.
"Bite my dick off," foragissa growls out, pulling out his gun and pointing the nuzzle on phil's temple, "and I'll fucking blow your head off, you little shit."
- @gigglycube
I've had this ask just sitting in my inbox and going crazy about it like. Like. Yeah they would do that. Violent sex or whatever. Completely in character.
Imagine Foragissa points the gun and rests it on the middle of Phil's forehead, his eyes crossing slightly as he stares up at Foragissa, dazed and completely out of his mind. I need him practically itching for Foragissa to pull the trigger, shoot him right there, blow his brains out while he blows his brains out. (Lol get it?)
Nah but seriously Phil would be into that. He should jerk himself off with the gun resting on his forehead Deadpool and Wolverine style
Does El Dios De Todo have like a fandom wiki or smth so I can scrounge for more canon Foragissa info? I'm trying to find shit about him and Billy to properly get their ages. Since I can't find that Oday video so I assume it's basically lost media now ;-;