#faah

[instant-yuri-machine]

MY PAD FUCKING LEAKED ALL OVER MY PANTS FAAAAHHHHHH

WHISPER'S ANTI LEAK PADS DON'T WORK, I REPEAT, WHISPER'S ANTI LEAK PADS DON'T WORK!

[le-onde]

Imagine writing a comedy show that you're touring round the UK where you sing a song about Brexit, something that has plaguing the news for the past 4 years, and when you finally get round to performing it, it's been wildly overtaken as the biggest news story by a goddamn pandemic

[zenzinger]

I need a new name now. You called me out Faah. I can no longer be cherrygrapesims.

i know you came here for a new name but let’s take a quick pause and talk about faah.. faah

[le-onde]

So i was talking to my friend about when i’m planning on going to the hairdressers to have my hair dyed purple and I sent him my calendar to show how busy i am this month and he was like what the hell is ‘foil arms and hog’ and i was explaining i’m going to see them in a couple of weeks and who they are and now he’s just down the rabbit hole of watching their videos

so like good deed done i guess

[zenzinger]

Are you gonna legally change your name to Faah? I'm askin' the real questions.

i will not omg but it gave me a laugh then alex went on this whole thing like he named me, so i don’t think i’m allowed to change it sorry

[chocogoblin]

that phantom is a SIMPPPP. He is such a SIMPPPP.

[mghughagh]

you ever see slang that is gaining traction but u used it before it was popular, like i was needing to replace saying “in the big 25” so i made up “the grand 26” but there goes convergent evolution and it’s not niche. faa

[kudzucataclysm]

bunker buster-esque superweapon but for shattering continents/breaking through the mantle of the earth. i wonder how fast it would need to be…

edit: a fraction of the speed of light ok got it NFJFJ