#fable's quotes

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Beta: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Aloy: What the fuck? Varl: They’re having an idea.

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Aloy, about to leave the base: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay? Erend: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!

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Zo: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Erend: All I drank was Redbull! Zo: How many? Erend: Eighteen.

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Erend: Would you slap Sylens- Aloy: Yes. Erend: I didn't even finish! Aloy: Sorry, continue. Erend: Would you slap Sylens for 10 shards? Aloy: I would do it for free. Sylens: Rude.

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Varl: Dude, we can get mythical animals! Maybe I’ll get a penguin! Aloy: Penguins are real. Varl: That’s the spirit, Aloy! They’re real to me too!

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so my horizon phase has already dropped off a bit in place of amphibia, so... that's happening. I'll still be playing and taking photos, but I'll be posting less until I'm more interested again. Which I will be, because it always goes like that, so don't leave lol. Could be weeks, could be months, but I will absolutely come back no matter how abandoned this blog may seem- this happens a lot. Hyperfixation things.

So anyways, see you five random people who are reading this later lol, I'll probably still be posting a little bit so don't expect me to disappear just yet. I still have that pending post about Burning Shore's clouds to make.

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no pictures or anything today (cough yesterday cough), been doing art fight (artfight?) the whole time. realizing a little late that mayyyyybe I should've put my artfight up here, but whatever, i'll do that next year.

sooooo have quotes :D

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Varl is fighting a machine Aloy: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Varl: The power to believe in myself!? Aloy: No, a knife! Stab it!

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Beta: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Varl: Several traffic violations. Aloy: Three counts of resisting arrest. Erend: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Alva: Also, that’s not our car.

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Aloy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes… Aloy: …And violently jerk their head until it snaps. Varl: …That took an unexpected turn. Aloy: So did their neck.

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Varl: So, what are we doing? Beta: Wasting our lives. Varl: I meant for lunch…

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i feel like i could use this somehow but i have no idea how (for this fandom, anyway)

Person F: Compliment me. Person E: You have eyes. Person F: Yeah, that works.

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Aloy: does it count as daddy issues if i just don’t have a dad?

Varl: in your case? yes.

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Varl: Look, Beta, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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Zo: Why are you drinking? Erend: I drink when I'm depressed. Zo: But you're always drinking? Erend: smug grin

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Aloy: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

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Aloy: I got an idea!  Varl: Does it involve breaking the law?  Aloy: By now don’t you think that’s a given?  Varl: I was just trying to be optimistic.  Aloy: Don’t bother.

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Zo: Where's Aloy? Erend: Around. Zo: Around? Zo: You don't have any idea, do you. Aloy, dropping down from above: Did you know there's a space above the ceiling?

Reminds me of the Salt Bite black box-

Aloy: pulls open a vent in the middle of a store Herbalist: Woah! You do that everywhere you go? Aloy: Sorry. Herbalist: Well, I guess we can use it for storage.

Love that they acknowledged her nonsense lmao, I find this irrationally funny???

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Sylens: I love being right. It's one of my favorite personality traits.

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Abadund: I think it’s time I get my life in order. Stemmur, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Erend: Aloy just insisted the gang and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. Erend: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Erend: they don't Id me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes

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Erend: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Alva: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Erend: Not when you're playing with Zo, it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog".

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Varl: You're ignoring all your problems.

Aloy: I know.

Varl: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Aloy: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Varl:

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Zo: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Aloy: turning to Sylens How tall are you?

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Aloy: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Sylens: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

Aloy: I'm leaving you, and I'm TAKING BETA WITH ME!

Varl, picking up the strike board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Aloy: Want do you want to be for "Halloween"?

Beta: Loved.

Aloy: Don't do this.

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Sylens: I will not stand to be disrespected like this!

Aloy: Then sit.

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Alva: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life...

Zo: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.

Aloy: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Beta: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Erend: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Varl: Mental stability, my old friend!

Alva: Ancestors, could you guys lighten up a little?

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Varl: What do you think Kotallo will do for a distraction?

Aloy: Probably, like, whistle or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

Building explodes and several car alarms go off

Aloy: ...or they could do that.

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OK THAT'S ENOUGH I SHOULD PROABLY STOP NOW BYE

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ok im BACK hi

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Varl: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Aloy: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Varl: How so? Aloy: It makes holes.

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Aloy: We have a problem. Sylens: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Aloy: Uh, I think I got your lunch. Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Elisabet’ Beta: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’

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Alva to Kotallo: Turn that frown upside-down! *a little while later* Alva: What are you doing? Kotallo, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down”, but it’s not working .

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Erend: Dumbest scar stories, go! Zo: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Aloy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Alva: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Erend: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. Beta: I have emotional scars.

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photo and save me rant

guys im running out of things to put off gemini with i've gotten literally every collectable that isn't burning shores or something you need a sunwing for (looking at you single missing vista point), ive overrode every tallneck, ive beat all the gauntlet runs, ive finished all the cauldrons (except gemini. obviously), ive finished all the relic ruins, salvage contracts, side quests and errands you dont need a sunwing for...

i want to hold off on the camps and outpost until i have more gear to mess around with, so really all i have left is the arena, hunting grounds and melee pit, and i am. in the middle. of the arena challenges right now

will never do arena challenges in anything but story mode btw i get stunlocked enough already

ive even upgraded all my gear guys help (most of it. there's still a bit i haven't and im sure ill get more later but im sick of story mode part farming)

anyways thats it lol

maybe incorrect quotes later because those are always fun 👁️

how about one right now actually i wont tag it because eh butttttttttt

Zo: Time for plan G. Erend: Don’t you mean plan B? Zo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Alva: What about plan D? Zo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Aloy: What about plan E? Zo: I’m hoping not to use it. Varl dies in plan E. Erik: I like plan E.

aint no way this is the first thing that shows up 💀