#fabraywrites

[brightnightwrites]

Dana and Sam: [MSG:] THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL. || [MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise. || [MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…

[MSG:] THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL. 

[MSG:] Is he on roller skates, possibly?

[MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise.

[MSG:] Well I’m glad you like her. I’m not sure how to take the rest of that though... should I not come back to the apartment tonight?  

[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…

[MSG:] Allie! Allie! That was absolutely for Allie and not you! 

[MSG:] I am so sorry, Dana. Oh my god. Please lets never speak of this again. 

[brightnightwrites]

Allie and Sam: [MSG:] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time. || [MSG:] He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans? || [MSG:] Would you accept... a fantastic blowjob as payment?

[MSG:] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time. 

[MSG:] This is absolutely the best text I’ve ever gotten. 

[MSG:] Meet me in the lab?

[MSG:] He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

[MSG:] I am a scientist, not a coroner. Though if I thought about it enough, I bet I could figure out something pretty quickly. 

 [MSG:] Would you accept... a fantastic blowjob as payment?

[MSG:] I would. Is immediately because I have some time after class... 

[chanciwrites]

[text] I am unbelievably angry at you right now

[text to cheer royalty]: Um...what did I do? [text to cheer royalty]: I swear it was not my idea to sing Run, Johnny, Run in glee club.

[brightnightwrites]

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. | [text] You’re always safe with me. | [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. | [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. | [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. | [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. 

[text] ha ha I’m so glad you thought Drew’s picture of me balancing a beaker on my head was adorable and not stupid and dorky.

[text] You’re always safe with me. 

[text] I love you so much. Thank you. 

[text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you.

[text] I just edited your paper, it’s not a problem at all. Happy to help. 

[text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. 

[text] Thank you. I don’t really feel like it but I really did need to hear that today. 

[text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. 

[text] Are you looking at the pictures I sent you again or did you see me on my run?

[drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no

[text] How about you come back to my apartment tonight and we can get pizza delivered? 

[shakeyourbonbon]

[MSG:] I want to stab everybody here.

[MSG:] Youve only been at the party for like 5mins[MSG:] Im on my way now, just.. dont hurt nobody until i get there, and then we can like sit outside and look at the stars or something. We kinda gotta show our faces at some point

[brightnightwrites]

For Drew and Sam: [MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what? || [MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!” || [MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube? || [MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMING “TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP

[MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

[text] I 100% do not. 

[text] who is ‘we’?

[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”

[text] Not bad, Rojas. You better hope whoever called dibs is hot though

[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?

[text] Better question: why are you putting them on youtube?

[MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMING “TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP

[text] that sounds like something you would do. Are you sure that wasn’t you? Watching yourself?

[brightnightwrites]

[text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. || [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. || [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. || [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed ((you know the drill!))

[text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.

[text] You know you’re the best girlfriend in the world, right?

[text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. 

[text] Love when you’re calling me Sammy and hugging everyone in the bar? Hate when you’re throwing up over the side of my bed? 

[text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. 

[text] why am I not with you right now?

[text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed 

[text] noted. but Drew isn’t going to even let you win once so it might be an early night for you

[younqoth]

@fabraywrites imagine salmon owning a couple cats and their cats had kittens and simon saying “this is a catastrophe”