#faceplantinglizard

[whatislv]

♡♡♡ [From the desk of @faceplanring-lizard. Couldn't find the sideways ones on my phone]

validation station, baby

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[whatislv]

#* he carries at least 2 whoopie cushions and a pair of wind-up teeth on him at any given time

* i forgot to post this yesterday but i'm glad someone noticed.

[whatislv]

faceplanting-lizard;

* Let’s not forget that those rings are the result of moons either colliding with each other, or being torn apart by the planet’s gravity. * Jupiter and Saturn are pretty enough that rocks will fight to the death to be their moons.

* tfw you can't take the pressure of orbiting a massive ball of screaming stormclouds

[nxcecream-archive]

[ @faceplanting-lizard ]

“I knew the humans weren’t gonna be super accepting of us, but golly gee, these people are...very not nice.” He sighed, rubbing his arm. Some humans had decided it to be completely fair to chuck stones at him on his way back to the monster district.