#faceride

[shaved-for-service]

If you'll let me I'd ride that face into next week. Happy Monday

[dreverythingisaliens]

"You dont understand, I dont actually /ride/ your face, I have to prop myself up, so it's like holding a squat possitio-"

Girl, we can put a pillow under my head if you're worried about my spine or whatever this fuss is.

Lile the seatbelt/lap bar broke right off before the first drop of the roller coaster.

I give you permission to ride my face like I owe you money.