Apr 16, 2021
Today I heard someone describing a beach as “Très brèagha”
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Today I heard someone describing a beach as “Très brèagha”
the eyebags are particularly bruise-like today, lads
Wandavision but instead of Westview it’s Balamory
can whoever’s fiddling with the radio dials in my head just pick a godamn song already
Lyra: *leaving an aquarium, disappointed* Will: What exactly did you think a tiger shark was?
Rae Watches Wandavision
1x04 We Interrupt This Program
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We wait two days for spoilers to kill us
It IS MONICA I WAS RIGHT
“Lieutenant Trouble,” CAROLLLLL
Ohh, she got blippity blapped?
Oh woah really throwing us in it huh
Such a sudden change from the cutesy intros, this is interesting and a little scary it’s a lot all at once
oh jesus
oh NO OH NO OH NO MONICA BABY NO
NO SHE DIED??? MONICA BABY
Oh my god this is horrible
Again I question why there are major MCU spoilers in the Marvel logooooo
Sentient Weapon Observation & Response Division, okay. So they see Wanda as a weapon....and are invading her little world? Which will, um, i don’t know, make her completely explode?
“You haven’t aged a day” “And you look old as hell”
I can’t remember, don’t people who were blipped come back the same age they were when they were dusted?
So, uh, they’re just glossing over the fact that she blipped? Dude, are you going to......acknowledge that? Maybe?
“It also says ‘Observation and Response’ on that door, not ‘Creation’“
Okay, there’s our opening hexagon. On the SWORD Director’s wall......
She’s grounded ahshshhdha
The missing persons are all going to be people from Wanda’s world aren’t they She’s kidnapped them
JIMMY WOOOOOOOOOO
HE LEARNED THE CARD TRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Something seemed hanky to me,”
Eyyy, Wanda’s tried cloaking the place, okayy
“I’m only through to Ds but so far I got Diddly Squat”
And she’s put a Revulsion Jinx on it
There’s the helicopter!!! Ohhh, it was a drone
TV Static vibes, idk
MONICA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAARRCCYYYYYYY
“We got the full clown car”
Yeah, Darcy, you remind them you’re a Doctor
“Really looking forward to the commemorative t-shirt”
Put em on blast, Darcy, go off
shE GOT IN!!! YES, DARCY, GETTEM
And there’s the beekeeper!!!!! Ahhhh, okayy
The subtitles tell me his name is Franklin
I’ve decided I love Jimmy Woo
“I don’t know, I don’t know and I don’t know”
Yeahhh Jimmy Darcy Bonding Time
ANOMALY THEY SAID ANOMALY I’m sorry, your honour, the Primeval fan just jumped out
So all the hexagons are because that’s the perimeter of Westview? but there’s been hexaagons outside of it too....
Seee, Jimmy knows what I’m on about!
I see Skrulls written on your whiteboard
Uhh. I don’t know what’s going on, but I get to the 17 minute mark and it skips to 23 minutes....so I guess I don’t get to know what happened there....... Which means I’m missing like a fifth of the episode bc it’s so goddamn short
More Jimmy Darcy Bonding!
I think it’s really cool how the screen shifts? You know like how it gets wider sometimes and narrower sometimes? You know?
YEET
oH MY GOD DEAD VISION!!! MURDERED VISION!!!!
oh wanda, honey
“I have everything under control.” Sure about that?
Rae Watches Wandavision
1x03 Now In Colour
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We wait two days for spoilers to kill us
Okay! In colour! I’ll be able to focus more!
What’s the significance of the hexagons? There’s a lot of them in this show, they’re always the first and last things we see
Also, another cute intro!!
Hm. Don’t like the doctor too much honestly
“Well, I have nerves of steel, so there goes your theory” i LOVE HIM
Herb? Herb, buddy, you okay there? Tryna....cut through a brick wall with hedge shears
DAD JOKES
Also, accelerated pregnancy. Like...hella
thEY GOT A TOY GIRAFFE AHHAA
“Aching back and...feet, darling, I think you should sit down” he’s SOFT, your honour
nose scrunchies
Oh the mobile came to life!! cool!
He’s already named the kid. Hm.
Oh so has she!
What is Wanda eating? Are they just really thick chips?
Vision can do maths, huh
“He’s gonna be here before you figure it out”
Wanda’s voice is...changing ever so slightly to fit the decades, isn’t it Isn’t it? I’m not just making that up?
Braxton Hicks! they are painful though...
Is she eating pineapple now?
Any time shows do the whole “Hee hee hoo” breathing thing for pregnancy I think of Diego in the third Ice Age movie
Braxton Hicks is flipping the kitchen so, uh, wtf is going to happen when she goes into bloody labour?
The power going off when she asked about the earrings was funny ngl
yES VISION WITH THE BRAIN, YOU GO FIGURE IT OUT
she REWOUND HIM?? TO KEEP HIM FROM FINDING OUT?? WANDA
Floaty Vision!
“I thought you said Friday afternoon!” “Well, I didn’t consider that the timings between developmental benchmarks could be quite random!”
Pfft the rain when her water breaks
Ohoho more adverts
“Hydra Soak. Feel the goddess within.” ????
Ahahjsdahj Wanda bringing the wind in and Vision almost falling over
“The baby is approximately nine months early”
“I’d better leg it.” I’m living for English Vision using English idioms and phrases
That is a nice coat
Monica Geraldine!
Also wearing very nice clothes, very blue, very cool
Ehehe the jackets changing with Wanda’s contractions
the sTORK SHE PAINTED CAME TO LIFE AHAHAHA
So, uh, Geraldine has no peripheral vision, huh haha. vision
Geraldine can I have your wardrobe please and thank you
Geraldine how the FUCK do you not see that stork
Wanda why do you have two cots set up if you know you’re only having one baby? Because as far as you know, or told your husband, you’re only having one....even though I know it’s going to be twins
Also...Wanda....why try and hide the bump with a vase when you’re both standing in the nursery?
“Mr Vision”
Vision giving him a piggyback?
Vis really said nyoom
......I feel like the world should be reacting a bit more to her being in labour, that shit’s fuckin painful
Okayy, looks like the house might go a little on fire now, okay
Nevermind
ONE PUSH?? fuck you, tv labour, i don’t care if she’s magic, she was going through regular labour
babby
Haven’t said it yet, but a fan of Vision’s hair in this one
ABHSHJDK that was good, that bit where he goes to kiss her but she starts screaming again and he screams in response
The citizens can’t actually leave town, can they
“Small towns, hard to...escape”
ohohohoho gossip
Uh oh, Agnesss
“i’m a twin” wANDA YOU GOING TO TALK ABOUT PIETRO?? YOUR BROTHER??
oH MY GOD SHE’S TALKING ABOUT PIETRO
SHE’S SINGING IN SOKOVIAN I’M NOT CRYING
UH OH MONICA YOU’RE GOING TO BLOW YOUR COVER
Ohhh Wanda’s voice has changed again, it’s shifted a little lower I think. Am I imaging the voice changes again?
Ahh, there’s that SWORD logo again
is it just me or was that little bitty sokovian accent
Uh oh, Monica’s gonna get herself evicted from the neighbourhood
So there is like a physical border around it, there’s towers there, it’s not just like a forcefield
~DAY DREEAAAM BELIEEVERR AND AAA HOOOOMMCOMING QUEEEEEN~
Rae Watches Wandavision
1x02 Don’t Touch That Dial
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We wait two days for spoilers to kill us
Again I ask what’s with the huge spoilers for the MCU in the Marvel logooooooo
Separate beds? I can’t remember, was that still a thing in the 60s? Huh
Why would you not have a nightstand between the beds though? Where do you put your stuff?
Vision is capable of sleep?
“Are you using your night-vision, Vision?”
Ohh, it’s to bring the beds together
More horny Vision?
Oh, cute opening titles!
Magic tricks!!
A MOAT AND PORTCULLIS? - We’re not going to see it, are we
I like how the symbols on the Cabinet of Mystery is Vision’s headpiece
“In a real magic show everything is fake!”
CARDIGAN VISION
Ooh!!! More colour things!! A toy helicopter...hmmmmm....
A helicopter with the same logo on it as the outro from last episode
Why is SWORD sending a toy helicopter into Westview though? They are called SWORD, right? I heard that somewhere
Senor Scratchy?
He played BABY JESUS?
Uh, Agnes? Why?
Dottie has Nicole-Kidman-As-Mrs-Coulter vibes
Oof, poor Bev
“The devil’s in the details, Bev.” “That’s not the only place he is.”
Agnes just sneaking alcohol in akhbfsl
MONICA!!! THAT’S MONICA RAMBEAU RIGHT?? CAPTAIN MARVEL’S FRIEND’S KID
“Peachy keen”
They only have one fundraiser per year for the only elementary school around?
Geraldine? Suurree
Wanda fiddly
Good on you, Vision, getting straight to the point
I love how there’s zero reaction to him being called Vision
I like how this is the gosspiy group rather than the women’s group
I..um..hm. okay
Oh cute animation again!!
“I can assure you I don’t mean you any harm” “I don’t believe you”
And BAM RIGHT ON CUE THE RADIO’S ON THE FRITZ
Ah, the world going to pieces when Wanda’s insecure
OHOHOHOHO YES LET’S GOOO
More colour!! Now in BLOOD
Red is the only colour showing up, too
Strucker watch....by Hydra
All this “For the Children” everywhere kinda makes me think this is a whole set-up just to take Billy and Tommy away from Wanda
“What time is it?” “Two minutes after the last time you asked.”
“My little cabbage”
Jones from episode one! Playing the piano! Good for you, Jones
“Today we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions” Why do I feel like that line is going to play back to the audience. You know. Us.
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Okay, that’s funny. Vision just being magic and shit and Wanda trying to hide it, I like that
“Is this your card?” times 20
“Are you sure you don’t want an audience volunteer called, ‘My husband, Ralph?’” Do we ever get to meet Ralph?
Paul Bettany doing the best here, you’re doing great my Dustfinger Dude
FLOURISH
Did you forget that you ate that gum, Vis?
Wanna give Paul Bettany a hug right now
More cute animation!!
Geraldine is the first one to actually take notice of their magic and neither of them think that’s odd?
There it is again. “For the children”
I like how the end is always the same, with them sitting down to watch the telly
oh wait that’s not the end
BAM PREGNANT WANDA
what the fUCK IT THAT MANHOLE COVER DOING NO YOU STAY THERE
A...beekeeper? From SWORD..... this is clearly a comic reference i don’t get
NO?
she can
shE CAN JUST REWIND?? SHE CAN REWIND HER LITTLE SITCOM REALITY?
oh that effect of their surroundings becoming colour before they do that’s coooool
And she’s been wearing all red the whole time.....interestink
another seven bloody minutes of bloody credits