#facetiousfigment

[brakespeare]

facetiousfigment replied to your photo “Heads up, i cut off all my hair yall”

It's cute!! :)

Thanks!! ~

[brakespeare]

facetiousfigment replied to your photoset “My jaded self on valentines day …. sure, Jan ”

It looks like the branches are a magical crown on your head!

Oh wow! Yeah, I didn’t notice that, but its actually really cool

[twodefenestrate]

I know in one of the earlier prompts you mentioned Space Pirate! Tony and I always love when you do Loki and Tony out in the wider galaxy. Anyway this isn't a whole prompt but I think it would be fun to have you do one of them being hopelessly lost and having to ask the other for directions. Of course both of them are too proud to ask outright so they'd do it in the most roundabout way possible. Have a lovely night!

I did enjoy writing Tony as a space-pirate once before, and had great fun with it. Writing another such version of a trailblazing interplanetary-traveler!Tony having to break down and ask directions from Loki-who-knows-all-the-paths sounds like a blast. Thank you muchly, darling!

[facetiousfigment]

tagged by: @godilovethegirlivebecome

name: rachel

nickname(s): some variation of figment online but otherwise I don’t really have any

star sign: scorpio

gender: female (but actually I’m a dragon)

height: 5′8″

sexual orientation: asexual

fav color: teal and grey (and mint! Let’s just say if it’s a color between blue and green I probably love it!

time rn: 2:06 PM

current location: snuggled under my fleece blanket in my bedroom

average hours of sleep: like 7ish? maybe less?

lucky number: don’t have one

last thing i googled: diy storage

number of blankets i sleep under: sheet, comforter, and my tie-fleece blanket right now

fav fictional characters: rey, finn, and poe (and ridiculous heck ton of others but I just saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens last night and I’m still reveling!)

fav book: Calling on Dragons by Patricia C. Wrede

fav artists/band: Ani Difranco, Dessa, Florence + the machine, Squalloscope

what im wearin: jeans and my Loki t-shirt

random fact: when bored or I have excess scrap paper I will fold up paper cranes

when did u create ur blog?: I’m thinking it was something like 2009/2010 but I don’t remember exactly

do u have anyother blogs?: my art blog is figmentedink

when did ur blog reach its peak?: this is a weird question

who is ur most active follower?:I don’t know how to check this

what made u decide to get a tumblr: I don’t remember exactly

do u get asks daily: no, and I get more asks on my art blog than my personal one

why did u choose ur url: alliteration makes me happy and I am actually a facetious figment who pretends to be a person most days

tagging: yeah the thought of figuring out people to tag is making me stressed so if you see this you should do it!! and tag me when you do! I’d love to learn more about all of you!

[facetiousfigment]

Tag 10 followers you want to know better. I was tagged by jeanielamp! name: Rachel

nickname: Rach, Rach-a-belle, (online it’s some variation of thefigment)

birthday: November 9th

astrological sign: Scorpio

gender: Female                                                                                          

height: 5′8

sexual orientation: Asexual

favorite color: Teal

time right now: 2:18PM

average hours of sleep: Between 6-8

lucky number: 9

last thing i googled: WD-40

number of blankets i sleep under: Sheet and comforter in summer and Those plus two fleece blankets in winter.

favorite fictional character: Morwen(from Patricia C. Wrede’s Enchanted Forest Chronicles) Tara Maclay(from Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Sarah Manning (from Orphan Black), Peggy Carter, etc.(I really like fictional characters but I feel like I should stop now)

favorite book:  Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C. Wrede

favorite famous person: tie between Tatiana Maslany and Hayley Atwell

favorite bands: Ani Difranco, Dessa, Squalloscope, Eliza Rickman

dream job: Working from home: selling my art, writing/illustrating children’s books or working in some kind of non-profit connected to the arts.

what I’m wearing: comfy grey capri sweatpants and navy tank top

I tag: jopiethepirate, citrusuniverse, my2browneyes, mycurrent-obsessions, reddeadcoquette, who-thehell-is-bucky, doyoulikestarlight, iconicidealism, sgtoctopus, always-and-anyways

[facetiousfigment]

Tag the people you want to get to know better

I was tagged by doyoulikestarlight!

Time and date: 10:54 PM, Thursday July 9th, 2015

Average hours of sleep at night: Fluctuates between 6 and 8 hours a night.

Last thing I googled: “phyllis smith”

Birthday: November 9th

Gender: Female(but secretly I’m actually a dragon)

Sexual orientation: Asexual

Height: 5′8″ 

Favorite color: Teal, but I’m also a fan of the greys

One place that makes me happy: The labyrinth at Hartung Park and the woods paths along the Menomonie Parkway.

How many blankets I sleep under: Sheet and a comforter in summer and in Winter I have those plus my two tie fleece blankets.

Favorite movie: This is a ridiculous question! Who can choose just one favorite movie!?!

What am I wearing right now: PJ pants, black tank, grey and black argyle socks, and a super comfy red sweatshirt that my sister didn’t want anymore.

Last book I read: Do children’s books count? Then it was probably either Cat or Dog by Matthew Van Fleet. I was with my baby niece last weekend and she had both of those from the library. She just loves them!

What I last said to a family member: “Goodnight.”

Favorite beverages:Cold water and Iced Caramel Lattes

Favorite food: Bread

Last movie I watched: Jurassic World

Dream vacation: Seeing gorgeous landscapes, art or architecture somewhere amazing. But the thing that would make it a dream is travelling with a responsible person who planned everything out so I wouldn’t have worry about any of the details and could just enjoy the splendor.

Dream wedding: Not getting married, so this question is irrelevant.

Dream pets: Not really a pet person (I get anxious thinking about another life being completely dependent on me), yet at the back of mind I wish I could have a rabbit, but I know they take a lot of time an work sooo, yeah.

I will tag: Honestly any of my followers should totally do this. I’d love to learn more about all of you. Just make sure you tag me when you make the post!!! 

[jeanielamp]

I hope you have a wonderful Birthday!!!!

Awhh  thank you, hon! :D

[facetiousfigment]

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1. The meaning behind my URL

It’s just kind of one of those things that happened so long ago that I’m not entirely sure how it started. It definitely was something that started in high school, though I forget where I first learned the word facetious (which is cool because it has all the vowels in order and  basically means sarcastic or funny in an inappropriate way).And the figment I remember one of my friends drawing something on the white board and we were in the middle of reading Lord of the Flies and her drawing ended up being dubbed SamnEric the Figment. And my love for alliteration took over after that.  I first used it as a neopets username and I liked it so much that I just kind of kept using it.And now it just kind of feels right. I feel like a figment. Something that is barely there and just on the fringe of things.

Fun Fact: facetiousfigment was my original tumblr url and it has not changed.

Anyway thanks for the question Anon. Hope my answer was satisfactory and you have a lovely day!